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Chuckles: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Gideon:

Chuckles: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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When you're such good friends you have a little version of him in your head to guide you, give you advice, compliment you and say the things you always wanted him to say to you

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Lethica: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Marius: What the hell!?

Lethica: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Lethica, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Marius, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Barnabos : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Skrimm: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Frost: Gricko, you'll be working with Gideon and Kremy.

Gricko: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Gricko: ...Of people on a team.

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Gideon: Hey Gricko, wanna third wheel on my date with Kremy tomorrow?

Gricko: Sure.

Gideon: Frost! Wanna third wheel on my date with Kremy tomorrow?

Gideon: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Gricko&Frost: ...

Kremy: Gideon...

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I saw a pinterest comment that said 'someone should combine all of the aroace flags and call it supremACEy' and..

SUPREMACEY

the extra 'e' was not a mistake

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Yall sorry but I'm not gonna be posting any quotes for a few days

bc this week has been rough and it's only getting rougher by the day (today was probably the peak as I had 4 mental breakdowns 🥳) so expect some quotes by next week and I hope yall don't mind that much

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Frost: look Gideon, I'm not slut shaming you but...

Frost: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

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Could you draw Jornir when he turns into a bunny at the end of Dominant Mind, the image of Queenie holding a smol Jornir is so cute

For the life of me I can't imagine Jornir as a small bunny, I keep thinking of that little bunny imagine with his big bunny girlfriend (if you know what I'm referring to) and Jornir would be that big bunny

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Kremy: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Gideon: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Torbek: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, Torbek would be excited to have a bunk bed.

Gideon:

Gideon: I'm gonna tell him.

Kremy: Don't you dare.

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Queenie: It’s beautiful outside this morning!

Jornir : It’s 2AM.

Queenie: It’s Beautiful outside!

Skrimm: We’re indoors.

Queenie: It’s beautiful!

Barnabos: It’s storming.

Queenie: It’s!

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Jornir: What state do you live in?

Skrimm: Constant anxiety.

Taishen: Denial.

Queenie: Perfection.

Barnabos: NEW YORK!

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Lethica: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Marius: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Brigssy , writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Brigssy : THERE. Now send it.

Torbek: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Brigssy : JUST DO IT!

later

Chuckles: So what does it say?

Bitsy, reading the letter: He says hes going to "lick my...."

Chuckles:

Bitsy:

Chuckles: Gross-

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Gideon , looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it?

Twig: Other side, Gideon ...