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Orobas: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Ocho: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!?

Orobas: No! Four to five seconds!

Ocho: Too late!!!

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Kalego: I don't have favorites, but I do have a least favorite and it's Robin.

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Beem: Hi... I'm Beem R. Judain, but most people refer to me as "The fuck is that?!"

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Narnia: One of your kids broke into my house and stole my shit!

Baal: Okay, tell me which one of the Six Fingers it was so I know whose allowance to raise.

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Dali: How many kids do you have?

Kalego: Yes.

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Baal: *trying to find Kirio* Has anyone seen a brat with glasses running around?

Baal: He's about this tall, clearly gay, but we haven't had the talk yet.

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Henri: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be forever trapped in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Narnia: How am I supposed to know?

Baal: You say, as if we don't use you as our primary source of knowledge on the occult.

Narnia: *sighs* You wouldn't be trapped.

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Opera: Stop being so passive-aggressive with your students.

Kalego: When do I sound passive?

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Robin: You gotta be positive!

Robin: *trips down the stairs*

Robin: Wow, I sure got down those stairs fast!

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Robin: 'Sleepy' sounds so much nicer than 'tired'. Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'.

Kalego: I'm so sleepy of your crap.

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Azz: You know, you can't fit a square peg through a round hole, but you can set everything on fire!

Iruma: ...

Iruma: No, you cannot-

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Hope it's full of despair and pickles

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Robin: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Kalego: I'm imagining you in jail.

Robin: Why?!

Kalego: It's... spiritually healing.

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Opera: Hey. What's up.

Kalego: My stress level.

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Kalego: Come on, how many times do I have to apologise to them?

Balam: Once.

Kalego: ...

Kalego: No.

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Irumean: Alright, everyone. Pay attention. I have an announcement to make and only one minute.

Azz: Why? Are you in a hurry?

Irumean: No, I was referring to your short attention spans.

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Sullivan: *dancing* I'M TOO HOT-

Sullivan: *points at Opera*

Sullivan: ...

Sullivan: ...

Opera: *sighs*

Opera: *monotone voice and deadpan expression* Hot damn.

Sullivan: *resumes dancing* CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN-