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Ms Mendeleiev, being dragged by Marc: Alright, I'm coming goddamn it! Now what did you bring me all the way over here to tell me?

Ms Mendeleiev: You're gay? I wanted a surprise.

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Ms Mendeleiev as a detention manager

Ms Mendeleiev: Well, yeah, I got promoted to the detention manager.

Ms Mendeleiev: Get your work done! This is detention, not the trailer you come home to!

Ms Mendeleiev: No talking. This is a place of silence!

Ms Mendeleiev: Why don't you get your math done before you get pregnant?!

Ms Mendeleiev, pointing to something on the wall: Y'know Ms Bustier the new teacher? Lesbian.

Ms Mendeleiev: You wanna become what? A doctor? I wanted to become a ballerina. You know what I became? HIV positive.

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Nathalie: My name is Nathalie Sanceour. I've been working here for about sixteen years now. I really do love working here. It's just - we all have a lot of laughs.

Nathalie, fifteen years earlier: Fuck off, Emilie. I'm not going to your fucking baby shower.

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Audrey: Kids, grab your shit! We're leaving!

Audrey, to Chloe: Chloe, you grab your tablet. I don't want you talking to me.

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Gabriel, to some employee: The only fucks I'll give will come out of your paycheck.

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Gabriel, on the phone to Nathalie: My son is in town. Schedule a hug for three o'clock and move my three o'clock to four and my four o'clock to the breakroom. If Donna's still in there having lunch - fire her, she has a husband.

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Gabriel: I didn't become head of the company by being a good person.

Gabriel, on the phone to some employee: You can tell your children they won't be having a Christmas this year.