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Swaine: Someone else needs to be the bad example in our group.

Esther: But you wear shame so well.

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Roland: I can't believe you thought I was lying!

Doloran: Don't take it personally, I just figure everyone is lying.

Roland: That is a horrible way to live your life.

Doloran: Whatever.

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Swaine: Do you ever think about these things before you say them, or just…?

Drippy: Yeah, I do. I think "Wow, that’s brilliant, I should say that out loud!"

Drippy: And then I do, and it’s spectacular. It exceeds my expectations.

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Bracken: I hate this picture.

Zip: I look nice in that picture! I'm smiling so kindly.

Bracken: You're not smiling kindly! You look like you're up to something!

Zip: Up to kindness.

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Swaine: ...What are you doing?

Oliver: Giving you a hug!

Oliver: Just give into it. Come on, you can do it.

Oliver: Unclench the fists, Swaine. Unclench the fists. Yeah, there you go.

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[during protests]

Employee: Do you have ANY idea what’s going on outside?!

Zip: Judging by your tone, I’d guess someone’s having fun?

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Oliver: Can I be mean for a second?

Esther: I wouldn't care if you killed a bitch in front of me.

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Bracken: You can answer almost anything with “Not since the accident.”

Evan: ...No, you can't.

Tani: Not since the accident.

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Oliver: I can’t believe we made it through all that with our sanity intact.

Swaine: Speak for yourself.

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Leander, on Leafbook: Please don't text me for the next hour, I'm going to be practicing my spearplay.

Bracken: I wasn't planning on texting you.

Leander: What did I just say?

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Swaine: Sorry, lost my cool for a second.

Esther: Can’t lose something you never had.

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Evan: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Roland: Exercise.

Bracken: Setting yourself on fire.

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Swaine: I guess I like hanging around you guys, don't know why.

Oliver: Thank you.

Drippy: I'm not sure that was a compliment.

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Doloran: What is it called when you look around and you're not filled with a festering rage?

Evan: Being moderately happy?

Doloran: That's it!

Doloran: I am moderately happy.

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The White Witch: I want to change the world.

Gallus: For the better?

The White Witch:

Gallus: Answer me.

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Evan: You can’t keep solving all your problems by fighting them!

Tani: Not with that attitude.

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Esther: Stop criticizing me!

Swaine: I'm not, I'm patronizing you. There's a difference - did you not know?