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Evan: What are you planning to do?

Lofty: Hey, now. "Planning"? Do you KNOW who you're talking to?

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Oliver: You should be ashamed of yourself.

Drippy: You’re right, I should… but I never am.

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Roland: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

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Marcassin: You were literally sulking in a corner.

Swaine: I was meditating.

Marcassin: You whispered “I’m unlovable” to a potted plant.

Swaine: The plant was very receptive.

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Roland: Where were you last night?

Leander: I was at a party. Drinking alcohol.

Bracken: Don’t lie, you were at the library you fucking nerd.

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Drippy: I’m the peak of evil and all things mischievous.

Oliver: You cried for three hours after watching a bunch of ducks and their mom cross the road.

Drippy, tearing up: They were lined up so perfectly and crossing such perilous territory and they KNEW--

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[chapter 7]

Bracken: So, I know I’m the new guy here, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say... I don’t know what the fuck is going on.

Tani: Agreed.

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Oliver: So I was wondering if you could help me out.

Swaine: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of ammunition.

Oliver: Nope, different thing.

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Leander: People say I’m cold.

Evan: You're not cold. You're just selectively warm.

Leander: That’s the nicest way anyone’s ever called me emotionally unavailable.

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Swaine: You know, you’ve really got to work on that insomnia problem you’ve got.

Marcassin: And you’re telling me this at 2 am. Do you see the problem?

Swaine: Yeah, your insomnia is the problem, like I just said.

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Evan: Did you tell the healer it happened while you were jumping on the bed?

Tani: Nope, I had a whole story planned out, before Roland ratted me out.

Roland: Well, I'm sorry Tani, but I didn't think they were gonna believe your arm just fell out of its socket.

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Drippy: You know what i'm saying?

Swaine: You don't even know what you're saying.

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Tani: As my father always used to say, if someone’s abducted you and tied you up, there's always something you can gnaw through!

Evan:

Evan: Your father always said that?

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Drippy: Clouds really are amazing! What are they made of? No one knows.

Oliver: ...Water?

Drippy: Maybe. No one knows.

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Roland: You need a hobby.

Doloran: I have a hobby.

Roland: Being bitter and vengeful is not a hobby.

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Oliver: Mr. Drippy, I think we’re lost.

Drippy: You’re just saying that because we don’t know where we are.

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Roland: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated.

Doloran: Outta my way gayboy, I’m about to liberate my divine self from this mortal shell.