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Xemnas: ... So now that Roxas is gone, you won't have to deal with him anymore. Saix told me that his depressing attitude would sometimes get frustrating.

Axel: I mean, sometimes

Xemnas: So it must be a relief, right?

Axel:

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Lexaeus: Can you pick up some milk?

Demyx: Yeah, its not that heavy.

Lexaeus: I meant from the supermarket

Demyx: I'm pretty sure it weighs the same there too

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Saix: We've got a problem with Roxas.

Axel: What? No, we just bought him that special shampoo!

Saix: This isn't a dandruff problem, Axel. This is a woman problem.

Axel:

Axel: Roxas has cramps?

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Roxas, muttering nervously into the phone: Axel I need you to come and pick me up please

Axel: are you ok? what happened?

Roxas: Lexaeus is passive-aggressively doing the dishes that he asked me to do five hours ago

Axel:

Roxas: this house is not safe anymore

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Xion: I may be small, but that doesn't mean I'm innocent!

Xion: *aggressively tries to open a capri sun*

Luxord: ...Do you want me to open it for you?

Xion: Yes please. :)

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Xemnas: Would you call me selfish?

Saix: Probably not to your face, no.

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Xaldin: I might not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.

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Demyx: It's better to have yolo'd and yolost than to never have yolo'd at all

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Xemnas, exhausted: *sigh* Did you call Demyx stupid last night?

Vexen: No, I said "Are you stupid?"

Vexen: I was asking him.

Xemnas: Do you think that was appropriate?

Vexen: Very much so.

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Axel: is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Saix: does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Roxas: Look we all have a role in this team:

Roxas: I come up with dumb ideas,

Roxas: Xion tells me why they won’t work,

Roxas: Axel convinces me to do them anyway.

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Xemnas: you should have known better! i expect more from each of you

Axel:

Demyx:

Roxas:

Xigbar: you’ve known us for years and you haven’t lowered your expectations yet? that’s on YOU

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Roxas: No offense to myself or anything but what the fuck am I actually doing

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Demyx, who just set the kitchen on fire while trying to make toast: let me walk you through a hypothetical, can I walk you through a hypothetical?

Vexen:

Vexen: what did you do.

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Saix: The rest of the team is really busy. I need you here.

Marluxia: I totally hear you, but I don't like what you're saying and if you say that I can't go, I WILL start a fire in the bathroom.

Saix: ...Okay, I guess you can go.

Marluxia: Yeah, I know I can.

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Roxas: Alright Xion, let's go over this one more time.

Roxas: If something breaks?

Xion: We try to fix it before Saix comes back.

Roxas: and if it doesn't work?

Xion: We blame Axel.

Axel: Honestly, Fuck you guys.

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Vexen: Do you ever think?

Demyx: Of what?

Vexen: …anything?

Demyx: sometimes