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Ann: Is there anything that we’re all better than Ren at?

Ryuji: Mario Kart.

Futaba: Yeah, even you guys can beat him in video games.

Haru: And also emotional vulnerability.

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Futaba: Once Ren thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem” and “No worries”, so I ended up yelling “No Worms!” And I think I should go back to hiding in my room again.

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Ryuji: Takemi came back with the results. Looks like you have updog.

Yusuke: What’s updog?

Ryuji: Ren, get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Ryuji: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?

Yusuke: No, I don’t like the way it tastes.

Ryuji: Wait, you eat shaving cream?

Yusuke: No, why would I eat it if I don’t like the taste?

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Sumire: This can’t get any worse, can it?

Haru: Sure it can! Just give it a minute.

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Akechi: If god’s ever been mad about anything I’ve ever said or done, he hasn’t done shit about it. So either he doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

Ren: That’s… not actually true.

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Sumire: Self-care is suppressing all of your trauma until it comes back and hits you with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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*The Thieves are at Home Depot*

Haru: *fell in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*

Futaba: *shitting in the display toilets*

Ren, Ryuji, and Ann: *Tokyo Drifting those flatbed carts down the isles*

Yusuke: *stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*

Makoto: *just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*

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Ryuji: Ren is leaving Tokyo, and while he’s gone I’m going to cut the sleeves off of all of my shirts.

Haru: Why?

Ryuji: He’s like 85% of my impulse control.

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Morgana: Remember to say something cool when you shoot it.

Haru: Okay!

Haru, shooting her grenade launcher: Something cool!

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Akechi: My teen angst bullshit has a body count.

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Ryuji: I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Morgana.

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Sumire: You know what I’ve learned from my friendship with Akechi?

Haru: There’s no such thing as too mean?

Ren: Never let your friends know you like them?

Yusuke: Always hold a grudge?

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Sumire: Are you this rude to everyone?

Akechi: Yes. Don’t think you’re special.

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Akechi: Why would you do that?

Sumire: Because I feel guilty.

Akechi: Well don’t. Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by society to stop you from doing things that feel good.

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Akechi: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It’s really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn’t hate you so much, I might even be impressed.

Ren: It’s called not being an immature edgelord. You should try it sometime.

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Sojiro: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Ren: We have three, actually.

Futaba: Pick your favorite.