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Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

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Hi,

I have decided to permanently end this account, which I had been considering taking off hiatus upon the release of Tess of the Sea. I love Rachel Hartman’s work and plan to continue reading all she writes, but so much of this blog was based around shipping, and having recently turned 18, I no longer feel that it would be appropriate for me to be a shipper in this fandom with so many characters who are minors. Sticking simply to platonic incorrect quotes seems difficult, and like more of a challenge than I’m up to; the pairing of Glisselda and Seraphina has meant so much to me as a young queer person, and I just don’t know how to separate that from the content I want to make on this blog. Even the other stuff is starting to make me uncomfortable knowing the gradually increasing age difference between myself and the characters. I just don’t want to have to grapple with that going forward.

I absolutely welcome any DMs from people looking to discuss Rachel Hartman’s books with me - I’m still a huge fan, of course! But I don’t want to be one of those adults who makes sexual jokes about teenagers or writes romantic fanfiction about them or anything like it. Honestly, it would probably be okay for me to do so for a few more years as I’m still very close in age to the characters in question (younger, in fact, than Kiggs), but I don’t want to have to decide where that cutoff would be.

Thank you to everyone who’s supported me on this blog. It’s a small community, but I’m grateful for each and every one of you.

Penny

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Hiatus Announcement

Hi, guys. I’m sure it seems like a weird time to go on hiatus since I’m suddenly at home all the time because of coronavirus, but honestly, I’ve been so stressed out that I don’t think I can keep up any of my Tumblr blogs anymore. I am planning to return to this at some point, perhaps in a few weeks, and perhaps only after this is all over and everything returns to normal. But right now, I’m just trying to institute a new set of personal daily routines and keep my life afloat, so although it might seem like the worst time to be abandoning regular activities, I actually think this is the right call. I’ve been feeling stressed out by Tumblr for a long time; this was just the straw that broke the camel’s back, I guess.

See you all in however long it takes me, or our world, to get back to normal. I love you guys, and I hope - more than anything - that you are able to stay safe and healthy. Remember to stay isolated, but not alone! And hang in there.

- Penny

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Abdo: I guess I’m too tough to cry.

Seraphina: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Abdo: They don’t have any arms!

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Jeanne: Let’s do this! *cracks knuckles*

Tess: Your knuckles are so quiet.

Jeanne: My hands are polite.

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Tess: It’ll be fine!

Josquin: You’re lying to me.

Tess: To make you feel better!

Josquin: Thank you.

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*about to walk into a 15-person ambush*

Maurizio: I have a bad feeling about this place.

Sir Cuthberte: That’s because you’re a coward.

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Claude: So? How’s Tess?

Anne-Marie: Bad news.

Claude: No...

Anne-Marie, stepping aside to reveal Tess: She's still alive.

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Maurizio, to Kiggs: I’ve noticed we have slowly begun to phase the 'b' out of our bromance.

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Tess: Everyone has a bad cousin that teaches you a few things. Like how to pick pockets, how to hot-wire a car, how to put tacks in your shoe when you want to throw off a lie detector test...

Josquin: Which cousin was this?!

Tess: I’m the cousin.

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Tess: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Jeanne: You're a hazard to society.

Pathka: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Seraphina: Why aren’t you working?

Viridius: I’m on vocal rest.

Seraphina: What?

Viridius, louder: I’m on vocal re—

Viridius: Goddammit, now I have to drink a tea with honey.

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Jacomo: You almost set me on fire last night!

Tess: You probably deserved it.

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Jannoula, showing up in Shadow Scale: Excuse me, I’m new in town, and it gets worse.

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Tess, her entire childhood: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Jeanne: ...Good?

Tess: It is very unlikely that I will ever, EVER do it again.

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Seraphina: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Glisselda, crying: It’s not a joke; I’m a legit snack.

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Tess: I always thought that quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be.

Tess: I never thought about how to handle REAL problems.