Dream: George.. I know this is hard but, you need to understand this may not be working that well so.. I'm breaking up with you...
George: ...
Dream: *sniff* I'm so sorry..
George: uh..
George: we're dating?
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Incorrect SBI Quotes Pt.2
Wilbur, setting up TNT: I am this close to falling off the deep end
Philza:
Wilbur: I know I’m smiling right now, but the light inside me is slowly dying : )
Philza: I- what?
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Poggers
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Dream: Anybody would be lucky to date me. I was ‘a pleasure to have in class’.
George: You literally dropped out of high school.
Dream: A pleasure.
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Tommy: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Wilbur: No... well, their slowness.
Tommy: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Tommy: Now I have a plan.
Tommy: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Sapnap: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Dream: Bet you I can!
George: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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*the TV is freaking out*
Dream: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Dream: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.
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Ranboo: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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dream team texts as told by me and my friends at midnight (just to clarify this is joke!)
Dream : stfu george im awesome
George : you can stfu up
Dream : make me
George: don't tempt me
Dream : what if i want to?
George : then i'll be on my way
Sapnap : should i jerk off
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Tubbo: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Ranboo: But don't you hate yourself.
Tubbo: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Bad: You called those two and not me?!
Dream: Well, when you have a crazy plan, you don’t call the voice of reason.
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Dream: George.. I know this is hard but, you need to understand this may not be working that well so.. I'm breaking up with you...
George: ...
Dream: *sniff* I'm so sorry..
George: uh..
George: we're dating?
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i’m going to be honest here. dream is Not fuckable. sapnap is not a sex god. georgenotfound is not the solution to your sexual fantasies. these idiots play minecraft all day! no time for bitches, only for the ender dragon.
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[outside a restaurant]
phil: can you guys go get a table? i need to park the car.
wilbur: sure thing
tommy: yeah we can do that
[5 minutes later]
wilbur and tommy, carrying a table, sprinting out of the restaurant: START THE CAR
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Wilbur: You wanna get a bite to eat?
Techno: Sure. Tommy too?
Wilbur: Haven’t seen him in a while. I don’t think he’s awake right now.
Tommy, from atop the fridge: You’d be incorrect in that conjecture, William Soot.
Wilbur: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-
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Techno: I was raised as an only child
Techno: it really pissed off my brothers
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