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ALEX SUMMERS + funny tweets

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Alex: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?

Scott: With tears?

Alex: No.

Scott: *tears up*

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Charles: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are you all doing at the bottom of the staircase?

Raven: I accidentally fell down.

Hank: RAVEN PUSHED ME down the stairs because I won uno!

Sean: Raven bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than she did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.

Alex: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Sean.

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Hank: So, we're really doing it? We're standing here and letting Alex shoot at a mannequin between us. Do I have that right?

Charles: If our faces get blasted off today, the last thing I want Alex to see is us believing in him.

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X-MEN: FIRST CLASS + funny tweets

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lorna: remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? alex: stop romanticizing the past.

(give me ur ships, crack ships or not involving either of these two hehe)

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X-Men textposts, but mostly First Class because that is my favorite one.

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Scott, dashing into the room: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Alex: …What does that even mean?!

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Charles: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.

Alex: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.

Charles: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.

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Raven: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Erik and Charles's convo?

Sean: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Alex: I'm in the washing machine.

Hank: I'm in the closet.

Sean: We accept you Hank. <3

Hank: No I'm literally in the closet.

Sean: Love is love. <3

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Incorrect X-Men Quotes #9

Alex: You don’t like that but you like peas.

Bansee: I love peas.

Alex: I’m telling everyone you like the bees.

Banshee : ….

Alex: ….

Banshee: Are you calling me gay

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He’s a very professional Catholic Priest

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Jean: oh, are you done writing your speech for alex and madelyne's wedding?

Scott: yep

Jean: that’s just one sentence

Scott: it’s perfect

Jean, reading aloud: “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure”

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The Summers brothers as textposts bc i myself have a brother and therefore felt spiritually bound to some of these

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x-men: first class but as text-posts

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X-Men As The Onion Articles Part 1