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Hashirama: Imagine if someone gave you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your lifetime.

Madara: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Tobirama: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Izuna: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Mito: Mental stability! My old friend!

Hashirama: Guys, could you lighten up just a little?

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Hiruzen: *sews the Uchiha symbol onto every item of Tobirama’s clothing while he’s distracted*

Hiruzen: ehehehehe

[Some time later]

Tobirama: *unholy war screech*

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Madara: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way and the Uchiha way!

Hashirama: Isn’t that just the wrong way?

Madara: *waves his hand around dismissively* Of course, but it’s faster!

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[Hiruzen, Danzo and Kagami are trapped during an important mission]

Danzo: We are going to die! DIE!

Kagami: It could be worse...

Danzo: *grabbing Kagami by the shoulders and shaking him* HOW COULD THIS BE ANY WORSE?!

Kagami: Hiruzen could be naked...

Danzo: *lets him go* Fair enough.

Hiruzen: Hey!

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Danzo: In the name of the father, son and holy ghost-

Hiruzen: Head, shoulders, knees and toes-

Homura: Turn up your nose and strike that pose-

Kagami: *slides into the room, shouting before crashing into a wall* HEEEEEEY MACARENA!

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[Team Tobirama are having a sleepover]

Homura: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Koharu and Torifu: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Danzo: Drunk.

Hiruzen: Wasted.

Kagami: Dead.

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Madara: If I cut off my leg...

Madara: And swing it at your head...

Madara: Am I hitting or kicking you?

Hashirama: You’ll probably mentally scar me more than anything else...

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[Team Tobirama are at Disneyland on the spinning teacup ride]

Torifu and Tobirama: *spinning calmly while chatting*

Homura and Koharu: *spinning slightly faster while having a heated argument*

Danzo, Hiruzen and Kagami: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can while screaming*

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Madara: *being forced to stay away from Hashirama* I want to be taken out...

Madara: On a date or by a sniper...

Madara: Either way, I’m fine with it.

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Danzo: Guess what? I have flaws

[The rest of Team Tobirama look at him with an eyebrow raised]

Danzo: What are they? I sing in the shower... I cry during romantic comedies... I spend too much time volunteering... I-

Hiruzen: Danzo... You’ve killed over 80 people...

Danzo: OKAY AND OCCASIONALLY I’ll commit first-degree murder. Are you happy now?