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hey please for the love of god when youre hearing news about gas prices and increasing oil production:

remember that there are people still fighting against pipelines poisoning indigenous land and water. do NOT forget about us in the midst of all this.

qadashdinex, zisan! chin'an shida!

listen to me, stand up! thank you, friend!

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Lucio and Julian are both drama queens, but they have different brands of dramatic.

Lucio is dramatic like a drag queen and Julian is dramatic like a theater student.

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Julian: I woke up today and did not like it.

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Lucio: What did I ever do to you?

Muriel: You tried to kill me and a bunch of other people for fun.

Lucio: Okay, but other than that?

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[Reacting to being told "I love you"]

Lucio: Thanks fam!

Julian: Oh no.

Portia: [cries] I love you too!

Muriel: Sounds fake but okay.

Asra: [a flustered mess]

Nadia: Can I get a refund?

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Lucio: [on the phone with Asra] If Julian and I were hypothetically stuck to the ceiling, how would you get us down?

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Asra: Are you... running away?

Julian: No. I'm running towards somewhere better than here.

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Here's a meme with no context

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Some of you following this blog have some of the most interesting usernames. Your minds are just so fascinating. I absolutely love it.

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Julian: Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group

Asra: But you wear shame so well

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Nadia: Tell them about the birds and the bees

Portia: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Lucio: I'm scared of clowns.

Asra: Better be careful around mirrors then.

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Nadia: Asra won't come out of his room

Lucio: Just tell him I said something

Nadia: Like what?

Lucio: Anything factually incorrect

[Five minutes later]

Asra, storming out of his room: Did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

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Portia: Hey, can you hold this for me?

Nadia: This is your hand?

Portia: Yeah. Can you hold it or not?

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Lucio: [takes off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath] Does this answer your question?

Asra: I never even asked a question

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Lucio: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Julian: I'm pretending you're in jail

Lucio: ...Why?

Julian: Idk, spiritually healing, makes me feel less bad about myself

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Nadia: Why are you covered in blood?

Lucio: It's not mine.

Nadia:

Nadia: Is that supposed to make me feel better?