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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Ashby: Why are you up at 3:30 am?
Kizzy: I drank 6 cups of coffee.
Ashby: Why would you do that?
Kizzy: Today was done with me but i was not done with today.
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Ashby: Can you two manage not to kill each other while I’m gone?
Corbin: Oh please, we’re not children.
-Ashby walks away-
Sissix: Eat shit and die.
Corbin: Yes, fuck you.
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Sissix: People underestimate me.
Rosemary: People overestimate me.
Ashby: Must be nice. People just see me and go, “Oh, look at that boy. I have no estimates about him.”
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Kizzy: *in ghostbusters costume* WhO yOu GoNna cALL?
Corbin: The authorities.
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Kizzy: Can I have these question mark stickers? 
Ashby: Why? 
Kizzy: I wanna put them on stop signs! [sprints out] 
Ashby: Kizzy, no!
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Rosemary: I’m scared I might secretly be an awful person and I’m just fooling everyone into thinking I’m good.
Jenks: the fact that you care so deeply about being a bad person is proof that you’re actually good. Bad people don’t mind being bad.
Rosemary: oH NO, I have fooled him too
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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GC Enforcer: You can’t buy a body kit for your AI girlfriend.
Jenks: No, I have a permit.
GC Encorcer: This is just a piece of paper that says ‘I can do what I want.’
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Ashby: We’ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without? 
Sissix: Probably Corbin.
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Kizzy: Do you ever get water hungry?
Jenks:……… thirsty?
Kizzy: …………………………waterhungry….
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Kizzy: We’re so close, we finish each other’s…
Jenks: *zoning out*
Kissy: *nudging him* sssssssSSS…
Jenks: …sssssssomebody once told me-
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Jenks: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is killing it on the dance floor!
Jenks: But yes I have killed a man.
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Kizzy: *patting the crew on the back* Good job gays
Rosemary: *nervous laughter* uh, did you mean guys?
Jenks: she knows what she said
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incorrect-wayfarer · 5 years ago
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Kizzy: Rules are made to be broken.
Ashby: No, rules are made to be followed.
Corbin: Nothing is made to be broken.
Sissix: Uh, Pinatas? 
Rosemary: Glow sticks?
Jenks: Karate boards.
Dr. Chef: Spaghetti when your pot is too small
Kizzy: Rules.
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