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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Stuart: Paul, what did I tell you about calling Eli the devil?
Paul: That it's offensisve to the devil?
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Paul: If you've got any questions, just ask.
Barry: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Paul: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Stuart: Do you have a bag I can borrow?
Paul: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Stuart: Literally all you had to do was say no.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Barry: FOUR MONTHS.
Paul: What's he talking about?
Ryan: It's not really that big of a deal.
Barry: That's how long you all stood by and watched me water a fake plant!
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Stuart: Eli, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Eli: I think--
Paul: Seventy-two hours.
Eli: How do you--
Paul: There's a clown behind you.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Ryan: Recently Barry's found out about stan language and hasn't shut up in three days.
Barry: Oof, what a callout. This tea is scalding, fam!
Ryan: I am begging you to stop.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Ryan: What did you do?
Paul: Okay I'll tell you, but you can't get mad at me.
Ryan: What. Did. You. Do?
Paul: Well first, I was minding my own buisness....
Ryan: Bullshit.
Paul: I was!
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Paul: Okay Eli, if I was the last man on Earth would you date me then?
Eli: If you were the last man I wouldn't exist.
Paul:
Paul: Fuck.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Stuart: Would you please stop staring dramatically off into the distance while I'm trying to talk to you?
Ryan: (staring dramatically off into the distance) I don't know what you're talking about.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Barry: Go out there, make some mistakes, have some adventures, and stop being so hard on yourself.
Paul: I mean, you're right. I am hard on myself. God it's one of my worst qualities. God I'm such a dumb loser hard-on-myself bitch!
Barry: That. Stop doing that.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Eli: And once again, Paul and Eli save the day.
Stuart: You didn't do anything, it was all Paul.
Eli: We're a package deal everyone knows that.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Paul: I have a joke for you.
Eli: Okay.
Paul: *giggling* Brexit has the people's best interest at heart.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Paul: (to YouTube) I am not scared of you! None of us are!
Barry: I kind of am.
Paul: Shut up Barry.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Chris: Would you stop this foolishness?!
Paul: What foolishness would you like to see?
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Stuart: I know you snuck out last night Ryan.
Ryan's inner voice: Play dumb!
Ryan: Who's Ryan?
Ryan's inner voice: NOT THAT DUMB.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Barry: We promised Paul we'd prep for the shoot!
Eli: No Barry /you/ promised Paul. See I never promise Paul anything. That way, I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.
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incorrectbarshensquotes · 6 years ago
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Stuart: How are you doing?
Paul: I'm good.
Paul:
Paul: I mean, I haven't slept in 67 hours but I'm good.
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