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cider: ...i'm not getting into any more stupid debates with you dandy: earth is not a planet cider: HOW IS EARTH NOT A PLANET?

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vosim: i'm happy to announce that i'm pretty sure i've gotten over my fear of ghosts! dee: that's the spirit! vosim: WHERE!?

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cider: does my outfit make me look too short? dandy: no, i make you look too short.

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pedro, holding a plastic sword toy: can i leave this here for safekeeping? dandy: who's gonna steal that? pedro: bert. dandy: hide it in my room.

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rotten: i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast cider: you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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bert: rotten...i got someone i really like, how should i confess to them? rotten: just wing it. i'll say yes. bert: how do you "just wing" a confe- WAIT HOW THE *#@! DID YOU KNOW?

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dee: you always see the worst in people... otto: yeah. because people are the worst.

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sometimes i feel bad about doing so many cidandy quotes but then i remember that this is my blog & you probably already knew what you were in for following a chipspeech incorrect quotes blog run by tumblr user cidandy the cidertalk'84 fictive so like. yeah. sorry i guess it's who i am.

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vosim: cider isn't answering his phone! dandy: i'll call. vosim: dee and i have both tried 6 times what makes you think- cider, answering after the first ring: hello?

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otto: it's so cute how you think you can stop my evil scheme...

cider, blushing: reeeaallyyyy!?

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pedro: can we get a birthday cake? vosim: it's not your birthday. pedro: the cake won't know!

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HELP I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE

dandy: are you nervous? cider: yeah. dandy: is this your first time? cider: no. i've been nervous many times.

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dandy: are you nervous? cider: yeah. dandy: is this your first time? cider: no. i've been nervous many times.

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pedro: every zoo is a petting zoo if you aren't a coward! dee: i'm worried about you 3:

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rotten: we can't lose because we have this *points to his chest* dee: we have heart? rotten: what? no, me. i'm pointing at myself. i'm gonna win this for us.

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cider: what is this? dandy: oh! that's my to-do list :^) cider: this is just a sticky note with my name on it...

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dee: what would you say is your weakness? vosim: i...can't take compliments very well dee: i like that about you- vosim: NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE