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bert: can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions? dandy: isn't that the bedrock upon which our team was founded?

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dandy: why were you up yesterday until 3 am? vosim: h-how did you know i was up until 3 am? dandy: i could hear you clapping to the friends intro every 25 minutes.

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cider: i don't know what's worse; the fact that dandy whistled for me to come over cider: or the fact that i did...

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cider: i know it's a bit impulsive, but- dandy: impulsive? you've been mentioning this for weeks cider: no, i mentioned that i was thinking about it, i only made the decision right now. that's impulsive for me.

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sam: YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUESTION. THAT IS ALL. MAKE IT COUNT. cider: why aren't there uppercase and lowercase numbers? sam: ...WHAT? cider: i want to write loud numbers.

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dandy: it's so dark in here... cider: it's mood lighting. dandy: what's the mood? cider: i'm sad.

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dandy: 'i asked chat gpt-' WELL, I asked my all-knowing husband. we are not the same.

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cider: bert, gather the others. we need to have another 'dandy is doing something stupid again and we have to stop him before he hurts someone' convention.

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otto: there's something in my eye... bert: is it your eyeball? pedro: is it a spider?

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cider: is something wrong with your eye? dandy: just blinded by your beauty ;^)

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dandy: if i accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to die of dehydration? sam: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? dandy: you say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. sam: *sighs* sam: ...YOU WOULD NOT BE TRAPPED

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otto: don't mind me, i just want your organs cider: to be fair, they are pretty good organs

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cider: pedro, you know the rules. no pyrotechnics without adult supervision. pedro: i asked dandy! cider: that's even worse!

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cider: if the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t. otto: multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations. cider: except in the universe where it does. dandy: i’m having an aneurysm

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spencer: do not worry, i have a plan : ) otto: if the next thing you say has something to do with that bomb in your hand i'll kill you myself spencer: ...you are no fun

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dandy: you text me 'happy monday,' what do i do with that? vosim: oh, i don't know, maybe have a happy monday!?

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vosim: are you okay? bert: i don't know how to answer that without making you worry. vosim: ...the way you just answered that makes me worried. bert: i am not good at this.