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Def Leppard + Texts from Last Night

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Iron Maiden + Texts from Last Night

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Valerie Bertinelli: I heard you were drinking whisky straight from the bottle last night.

Eddie Van Halen: Actually I was drinking whisky straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.

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Steven Tyler: I haven’t lost it. I know I’m not a prophet. It was a joke. 

Joe Perry: After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We’re in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.

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Jon Bon Jovi: So i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish…

David Bryan: The snack that smiles back :)

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Roger Waters: At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?

David Gilmour: I’m not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you’re wondering about for yourself? Because I don’t think you’re there yet.

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David Bowie: Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.

Iggy Pop: Celebratory bar crawl?

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Steven Tyler: The only difference between us and a pack of fourteen year old girls is substance abuse.

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Adrian Smith: The fact that you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind.

Janick Gers: Well, it worked. 

Adrian Smith: Not the point!

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David Lee Roth: Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot

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Dave Sabo: So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest  for a free bottle off vodka.

Sebastian Bach: Sweet. Did I win?

Dave Sabo: You’re hungover, aren’t you?

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Steven Adler: Vodka?

Duff McKagan: Forever. 

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*Joe, Rick, Steve, and Phil are all staring out the window*

Rick Savage: What are you all looking at?

Rick Allen: The television broke 

Phil Collen: We’re watching the couple across the street break up.

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Paul Stanley: You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.

Gene Simmons: That’s some kind of record drunk there. . .

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Joe Perry: All I heard was “I swear it will be funny” and then we were in jail.

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Stevie Nicks: You were screaming at a bartender for not referring to you as a god. 

Stevie Nicks: and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon

Mick Fleetwood: 

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Robert Plant: ‘allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?

Jimmy Page: Oh no. You’re at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?

Robert Plant: I am an inebriated elf. You may fucketh off.