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Thanks for the tag! (Also I’ll be back to queue-ing posts in mid july)

1. I refuse to watch the ending of Anastasia. Never have. Never will. 🤨

2. I have a sewing home business (currently stuffed bats are taking up most of my inventory space. But they’re so cute!)

3. I’m currently on a cruise to celebrate my grad school graduation from 2020.

4. I write on ao3 (and fanfiction back in the old days) as Adlerre. I have a few dovesso fics in the works but the worst decision making abilities.

5. I’m on the older side of tumblr, 28. 👵🏻

6. I watch ancient aliens to wind down from a hard days and the conjuring series is one of my go to comfort movie series.

7. My hair pretty much always looks like Lady Lesso’s. It’s a problem.

8. I really miss my cat 🥹 His name is Soup and I love him so much.

9. I like learning about and practicing witchy type things. So far tarot has been the most interesting but I bring in crystals and herbs from my garden to make it more well rounded/specific to the person I’m reading.

10. I once had to tell my entire class (as a senior in college) that I didn’t know where Africa was. It’s a long story…

Tagging: @the-north-girl also tagging anyone who sees this and wants to join in ❤️

Share 10 things about yourself

Tagged by @rosalynesimp

Thank you, darling✨✨✨

1. I’m learning more than 10 languages and I think it’s kind of an obsession now

2. I’m a writer (have my own 300-page story, maybe one day I’ll share it) and a self-taught artist

3. The one who will send you “good morning” at 3 pm

4. I’m a cottage core lesbian Ig

5. This kind of person who always drinks hot coffee in summer and manages to stay alive

6. I’m 173 cm and I’m still smaller than all these pretty ladies from the resident evil village. I kinda like it tho

7. I’m also a HP fan so sometimes there will be some content about it. I love the Black sisters (if you know, you may understand why I’m so obsessed with the Dimitrescu family)

8. I’m something between Golden retriever and Black cat energy

9. I’m laughing when I’m supposed to cry and I’m crying when I’m supposed to laugh. I seriously have no idea how it works

10. I’m always getting asked for advice about romantic relationship problems but I’ve never been in one

Tagging @shogvnate @snakeskins-world

Do it only if you want to❤️

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[Clarissa opens the door]

Gentleman Suitor: Is Leonora here?

Clarissa: Uhh, you know what-

[Lesso throws herself through the window]

Clarissa:  -she just left.

Gentleman Suitor: …really?

Clarissa: Yeah…

[Lesso grabs her cane through the broken window]

Clarissa: Sorry.

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Leonora: I found a valve marked “Danger, do not turn.”

Clarissa: You didn’t turn it, did you?

Leonora: Of course I did!

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Clarissa: This is a miracle!

Emma: That’s right! It is a miracle!

Lesso: Except, when you think about it, it’s actually not. It’s science. Which I’d argue is actually better and more convenient than a miracle because you don’t have to spend the next two thousand years worshiping the scientists. You can just be like “thanks”.

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Clarissa, doing a crossword puzzle: I need a four letter word for 'annoying'.

Emma: Lesso.

Clarissa, raising her fists: Are you ready to fucking die?!

LATER

Leonora, doing the crossword puzzle: I need a four letter word for 'annoying'.

Clarissa: Emma.

Lesso, cackles writing it in:  Nice.

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Clarissa, cuddled with sleeping Leonora: Oh wow I haven’t been this happy since..

Clarissa: *sudden realization*

Clarissa, thinking: ………..

Clarissa: Oh wow, I’ve never been happy before.

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Emma: You’re cooking?

Clarissa, with  a light coverage of flour: Yes

Leonora: Are you sure that’s a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.

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Lesso: Have I ever let you down?

Clarissa: Do you want me to answer that or shall I just glare?

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Lesso’s Sister: Let’s do something REALLY scary!

Young Lesso: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

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Clarissa: Today is just such a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are-

Emma: Lesso said good morning, didn’t she?

Clarissa, grinning: She almost smiled!.

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Lesso: What's wrong with you?

Clarissa: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Leonora, at a meeting: Am I right, Beauty Teacher?

Emma, rolling her eyes: Almost certainly not, but to be fair I wasn’t listening.

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Emma: I don’t know why I’m single. I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic, I… I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Clarissa, laughing: Well, yeah, but people love dogs.

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*Someone comes to visit Lesso*

Emma: Don't jump to conclusions.

Clarissa: I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed.

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Lesso: Are you checking out my wife?

Woman: ...No?

Emma, offended: Well, why aren’t you?

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Clarissa: You need to practice self-compassion.

Leonora in her head: Yeah, you bitch, be nicer to yourself.

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Leonora: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Clarissa.

Emma, confused: Wait, what? But not everyone likes Clarissa?

Leonora: Who doesn’t like her?

Emma:

Leonora: Names, Beauty Teacher, I need names.