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Achilles: I’m so hungry.

Petra: Then lick that coat! You smell like a g-

Achilles: -Grilled Cheese.

Petra: What?

Achilles: Grill me a cheese.

Petra: I’m not grilling you a cheese!

Achilles: Ewaeeehhhhhhhhh-

Petra: Oh for gods sake-!

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Bean: Ender, do you ever want to talk about your feelings?

Ender: No

Nikolai: I do

Bean: I know, Nikolai

Nikolai: I’m sad

Bean: I know, Nikolai

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Thinking about her (hive queen)

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Speaker Andrew: Its been eighteen, long, long years since I lost my dear friend Peter Wiggin.

Repete: Stop telling people I'm dead!

Speaker Andrew: Sometimes I can still hear his voice!

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Bean: Why would you do this?

Achilles: Because I'm a sociopath with a long history of violence.

Bean: Oh.

Achilles: I dont know how you keep forgetting this.

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Mazer: How’d you come with this strategy, Ender?

Ender: started making it.

Ender: had a breakdown.

Ender: bon appetit

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Peter: I hate it when people ask what sign I am. bitch im a sign from god. start running.

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Alai: now, we all have our demons

Alai, pulling Ender out from under a blanket: here’s mine.

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Bean: I’m ga-

Bean: ima homose-

Bean: thrfjeq

Petra: It’s okay, take your time

Bean, pointing at Ender: BOYS

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Mazer: This is a battleground.

Mazer seeing Bing: Could be a nursery.

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Ender bursting into the Wiggin's living room with his third dragin plushie of the week: LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT

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Kim: You got a 25/28 on your mental health screening.

Lem: That means I got a good score on mental health, something is both achievable and normal to want right.

Wila: Hi, I'm a crisis consulaur.

Lem: Aw Beans.

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Poke: You look like the ugly Jonas Brother.

Ender who just got to the outside: Um-

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Ender: I have empathy for everyone-

Graff: Even me.

Ender: Fuck no. Anyways-

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Cham before Ender and Graff got to Eros: I want this place looking like a Mediterranean fusion restaurant in one hour!

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Peter: Why is everything so hard?

Suriyawong: I know im a broken record on this but mercury is in retrograde.

Peter: Enough with the astrology.

Suriyawong: Spoken like a two faced fucking Gemini.

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Peter on the outside: I am attempting to be the leader of the entire planet, and jepordizing that over silly feelings is a bad idea.

Peter on the inside: Skirt 💞💞💞 go spinny 💗💖💗💖💗💖