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ferluka: *in the bedroom

felix: LAST ONE TO CUM DIES

erik: WHA-

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Adam: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Josephina: *chugs entire bottle*

Josephina: It’s perfume.

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Diana: I was arrested for being too cool.

Josephina: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Luka: Hey, Anna-Maria? Can I get some dating advice?

Anna-Maria: Just because I’m with Alice doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Luka: You have to apologize to Erik!

Felix: Fine.

Felix: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Luka: I trust Erik.

Felix: You think he knows what he's doing?

Luka: I wouldn't go that far.

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Felix: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Erik: You people already know too much about me.

Felix: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Felix: Erik isn’t answering his phone

Luka: I’ll call

Felix: Alice and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Erik: Hello?  

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Felix: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Luka: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Anna-Maria: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Luka: Good thinking.

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Anna-Maria: Truth or dare?

Erik: Dare

Anna-Maria: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Erik: Hey Felix

Felix, blushing: Yeah?

Erik: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Luka

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Felix: Luka, I'm sad.

Luka: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Felix: Erik, I'm sad.

Erik, nodding: mood.

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Alice: Bye Anna-Maria! Bye Luka! Bye Eli! Bye doctor! Bye Anna-Maria!

Erik: You said ‘bye Anna-Maria’ twice.

Alice: I like Anna-Maria.

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Luka: Thanks fam! :) <3

Erik: oh no

Also Luka: *cries* I love you too

Atlas: Sounds fake but okay

Alice: *A flustered mess*

Josephina: can i get a refund

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Anna-Maria: Hewwo.

Luka: Hihiiiiii!

Adam: Greetings, Humans.

Josephina: Three kinds of people.

Alice: I want pudding.

Josephina: Four kinds of people.

Diana: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Josephina: Five kinds of people.

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Adam, in reference to Josephina: She was drunk.

Anna-Maria: she’s always drunk!

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Luka: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? 🥺

Anna-Maria: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Felix, sitting next to Erik: Did you miss me?

Erik: You went to the bathroom for two minutes.

Felix: I know, did you miss me?

Erik: Felix, we hate each other.

Felix: Then why haven't you moved away from me yet?

Erik: I....maybe I did miss you.

Felix: *smug*