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daria: [whispering] we have to tell him the dog died

amanda: [also whispering] what? no!

amanda: jonna, your dog ran away.

jonna: why??

daria: [in tears] He didn't want you to see him die

amanda: DARJA

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drunk amanda: can i sit here?

daria: you’re pointing to my lap?

amanda: is that a yes or no

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maja: knock knock

ellen: knock knock

maja: who's there?

maja:

maja: wait

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amanda: alright, do you recognize who it was?

jasmine: no, I was hiding in the bathroom stall so I didn't see her face. but I heard her, she was singing along to the music

ellen: do you remember what song it was?

jasmine: I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way."

amanda: backstreet boys, I'm familiar

amanda: [to sanna k] number one, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way."

sanna k: really? okay. [singing] you are my fire

amanda: [to jonna] number two, keep it going

jonna: [singing] the one desire

amanda: [to daria] number three!

daria: [singing] believe, when I say

amanda: [to sanna b] number four!

sanna b: [singing] I want it that way

amanda: [singing loudly] TELL ME WHY!

everyone: [singing together] ain't nothing but a heartache

amanda: TELL ME WHY!

everyone: ain't nothing but a mistake

amanda: [maja] now number five!

maja: [singing] I never wanna hear you say

amanda: WOO!

everyone: I want it that way

ellen: chills, literal chills

jasmine:

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daria: girls are hot!

daria: guys are hot!

daria: why is everyone so hot?!

ellen: global warming…

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amanda: my group is very well behaved and respon- JASMINE GET DOWN FROM THERE! SANNA B DON’T EAT THAT!! DARIA WHY ARE YOU PUTTING A HALF-EATEN SANDWICH IN YOUR BAG?! ELLEN STOP CHASING MAJA AROUND AND JONNA WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HAND!?!

jonna: [running] a knife!

amanda, fearfully: NO!

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sanna k: netflix and chill

daria: blockbuster and cockthruster

sanna b: imax and climax

maja: ChuRcH anD PrayInG foR fOrGivNeSs

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daria: my life has just kinda gone downhill since the day I found out that it wasn’t actually zac efron singing in high school musical

amanda: same

jonna: THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING

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daria: how does this dress look?

amanda: amazing, I wish I could pull that off

daria: go ahead

amanda: what?

daria: what?

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maja: *on speaker* will the owner of the lime green honda please come to the front desk?

amanda: are my lights on?

maja: no, I just wanted to see what you looked like, dude, your car is fucking ugly

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daria: I love your pants

maja: thanks, they were 50% off

daria: it’d be better if it was 100% off

maja: what kind of store would just give stuff away?

daria: that’s not what I -

maja: business doesn’t work like that daria…

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amanda: stop saying “I wish” start saying “I will”

daria: I will I wasn’t broke

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amanda: hey! wanna learn the dance to "bet on it" from high school musical 2?

daria: it's 2 AM

amanda: so?

daria: we have to wake up early tomorrow

amanda: so?

daria: ...okay, let's go

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amanda: everybody shut up, my mom is on the phone!

amanda: [picks up phone] hey

sanna b: baby come back to bed!

daria: [various sex noises]

sanna k: [screams]

jonna: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!

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jonna: [opens window because it's hot]

every else on the plane:

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maja: you can tell a lot by a woman's hands

maja: for instance, if she has hooves? horse

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daria: one of you will betray me tonight

amanda: is it me, daria?

daria: no, it isn't you

maja: is it me, daria?

daria: no, it isn't you either

jonna: is it me, daria?

daria:

daria: iS iT mE DaRia