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Bonnie: Garth is smiling, did something good happen?

Garth: can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Devon: Michael tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

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Devon: hey can we stay in your apartment tonight?

Bonnie: why?

RC3: Garth fiddles with an ouija board and cursed the mansion

Kitt: Michael doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yelled, "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!".

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Michael: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Bonnie: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Michael: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING KITT WITH ME

Devon, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now

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Devon: What’s your blood type?

Michael: How would I know?

Devon: How would you not!

Michael: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Devon: You don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

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Judge: And how do you plead?

Garth: *looks to Michael*

Michael, mouthing: Not guilty

Garth: Hot Milky

Michael: For fuck's sake just lock him up

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Bonnie: I think we're missing something

RC3: Teamwork?

KITT: Cohesion?

Garth: A general sense of what we're doing?

Michael, in the distance: ME. YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT ME

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Garth: I swear, there was some nerd sitting in your spot yesterday

Michael: That was me with my glasses on

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Michael: I can't find my phone

Devon: I'll call you

Michael: Wait no-

Phone ringing: You are my dad {You're my dad!} BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Michael:

Devon:

Michael: I can explain

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Michael: I'm starting to think this might be a bad idea

Garth: Don't start thinking on me now!

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Michael: I thought you were dead!!

Garth:

Garth: ... that was yesterday

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Michael: Do you wanna get lunch?

Bonnie: Oh I already ate with Garth, but what do you want?

Michael:

Michael: Loyalty

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{In the F.L.A.G. Mobile unit} Michael: When I get kidnapped I think I'm just gonna try to annoy them into letting me go

Garth: If anyone could do that it'd be you

Bonnie: Can we go back to Michael saying "When I get Kidnapped"?

Michael, resigned: It's happened so much that it's inevitable at this point

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Knight Rider: Incorrect Quotes

Michael Knight: Uh, Bons, I think I got your lunch.

Michael: *holds up note that says “I am very proud of you. Love, Devon”*

Bonnie Barstow: Oh, yeah I didn’t think this was for me.

Bonnie: *holds up note that reads “please be good. For the love of God, please be good”*

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Knight Rider: Incorrect Quotes

Michael Knight: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff

Bonnie Barstow: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

KITT: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Rc3: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Devon Miles: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Michael: What are you implying about my baking skills?

KITT: That they're non-existent.

Michael: ... I didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now.

KITT: And I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we're all learning.

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Knight Rider Vines

Please forgive me for this.

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Drive thu guy: What do you wanna eat?

Karr:(from inside) THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

Bonnie:(in the driver’s seat) A bagel.

Karr: NO!

Bonnie: Two bagel.

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Micheal:(mouthing to the song) So you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man-

*runs into doorframe*

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Bonnie: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kitt?

Kitt: No.

Micheal: I do!

Bonnie: We know, Micheal.

Micheal: I’m sad!

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Bonnie: I’m lesbian.

Micheal: I thought you were American?

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Kitt: Hey guys, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down

*camera pans over to Karr*

Kitt: The benefits of killing him would be that I get pushed way less

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Micheal: Can I get a waffle?

Wilton and Garth Knight: *fighting*

Micheal, who just got adopted into this fucking mess of a family: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

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Devon: How do British people shower, you ask? Same as you, idiot! First we get nice and wet, then we get the teabags-

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Kitt: I actually have a chip reader now.

Micheal: Oh yeah? *holds up corn chip*

Kitt: Oh it’s not going to work with that kind of chip-

*transaction completed*

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That one fucking smart people institute in Chariot of Gold: Oh, sorry, we fell asleep while we were waiting on you to make us a sandwich! ;)

Bonnie: GO BACK TO SLEEP. AND STARVE.

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Devon: So basically, what I was thinking was-

*Garth punches him*

Devon: Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.

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*Goliath appears*

Kitt: *shrieks* GET YOUR FUCKIGN TRUCK BITCH-

Garth: It don’t bite

Kitt: YES IT DO

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Karr: So you know Kitt, right-

Kitt: *runs 3 red light, drives across the lawn, crashes in through the wall*

Kitt: Uh, I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME?

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Michael: Garth! Look at this cool rock I found that reminds me of you!

Garth: ... It's shaped like a dick

Michael: As I said, I found a cool rock that reminds me of you!