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Im not dead

Every npc in lbp to sackboy:

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GOD WHEW OKAY

Here's something I've been working on for the past three months. Hope you guys like it!

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Vex and Stitcher’s Incorrect Quotes (Part 1)

Vex: I’m going to take you out

Stitcher: great, it’s a date! Vex: I meant that as a threat. Stitcher: See you at five! Vex: Can you keep a secret? Stitcher: Do you know anything about my life? Vex: No I do not. Good point. Vex: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Stitcher: Okay. Vex: And make out during the scary parts. Stitcher: Th- Stitcher: The scary parts. Stitcher: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Vex: You love me, right, Stitcher? Stitcher: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Vex: So that’s my plan. Stitcher: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Vex: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Stitcher: It fucking sucks. Vex: That’s not constructive criticism.

Vex: I prevented a murder today. Stitcher: Really? How’d you do that? Vex: self control.

Vex: So what’s for dinner? Stitcher, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Vex and Stitcher’s incorrect quotes Part 2! (ft. Newton as a henchman to Vex and a sidekick to stitcher)

Vex: I know you snuck out last night, Stitcher. Newton: Play dumb! Stitcher: Who’s Stitcher? Newton: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Vex: If Stitcher and I were drowning, who would you save? Newton: You two can’t swim? Stitcher: It’s a hypothetical question, Newton! who would you save? Newton: my time and effort.

Vex: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Stitcher: I’m a knife. Newton, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

Vex: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Stitcher: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Newton isn’t

Vex: I trust Stitcher. Newton: You think he knows what he’s doing? Vex: I wouldn’t go that far.

Vex, negotiating with Stitcher: We have Newton. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed Newton: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? Vex: Newton: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Vex: NEWTON STOP

Vex: Newton, keep an eye on Stitcher today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Newton: Sure, I’d love to see Stitcher get punched. Vex: Try again. Newton, sighing: I will stop Stitcher from getting punched.

Vex: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Stitcher: If? Newton: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Vex: What do you think Stitcher will do for a distraction? Newton: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Newton: … or he could do that.

Vex: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. Newton: You were flirting with Stitcher. Vex: So what? he’s my partner. Newton: You asked him if he was single. Vex: Newton: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t

Vex: We need a distraction. Newton: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Stitcher, whispering: My time has come

Vex: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Newton: Vex no. Stitcher: Mistlefoe. Newton: Please stop encouraging him.

Vex: HELP! I TOLD STITCHER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Newton, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Vex, driving Newton and Stitcher: So how was your day? Stitcher: We almost got surprise adopted! Vex: What? Newton: We almost got kidnapped. Vex: Oh, okay. Vex: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Vex: How’s the sexiest person here~? Newton: I don’t know, how are they~? Vex, flustered: I- Stitcher, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!

Vex: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Newton: Just rip the bandage off. Vex: It’s Stitcher. Newton: Put the bandage back on.

Vex: Newton, can I talk to you for a second? Newton: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Stitcher are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Vex: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

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Hellooooo, LBP fandom, have a thing I did at 12 am

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E for Everyone...

[The whole good casts and crews from LBP1-2-3, LBPVita, LBPKarting and SABA stand together this time to face the greatest evil to ever threaten the Imagisphere.]

[A lot of them are severely injured, Sackthing & Bunkum's Heroes are still expertly fighting back with all their might as newly full-fledged Knitted Knights, mainly to protect their friends.]

[Now we see Dumpty from the LBP1 game, his egg shell cracked and his back on the ground, spinning. He gains a bit of control of himself and he finally stands back up.]

Dumpty [dusting himself off]: THAT IS IT. I'm DONE with this "E for Everyone" RATING.

Dumpty: WE NEED TO F*CK THAT GUY UP!

[Everyone on the battlefield, including the threat, is taken aback. There is a beat of awkward silence as Dumpty breathes heavily.]

Avalon [From far back]: FUCK YEAH!

Larry & Victoria: AVALON!

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Some 2000′s Vex art for your soul <3 (and yes HES WEARING MAKE-UP thanks for asking! :3)

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Vex doesn't like waffles

Sackboy, playing the do you like waffles song, while not singing at all: Do you like waffles?🎶

Vex: What?!

Sackboy, still not singing but the song being played instead: 🎶Do you like pancakes?🎶

Vex: No!

Sackboy, still not singing while the music is playing: 🎶Do you like french toast?🎶

Vex: SPOILSPORT! Just because you can't change into things!

Sackboy: *shrugs*

everyone, except Vex: 🎶doo doo doo doo cant wait to get a mouthfull WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES! Doo doo doo doo can't wait to get a mouthfull!🎶

Sackboy: 🎶Do you like waffles?🎶

Vex: ENOUGH DILLY-DALLYING!!!

Sackboy: 🎶do you like pancakes?🎶

Vex: You just won't let me have any fun, will you?!

Sackboy: 🎶Do you like french toast?🎶

Vex: Maybe if your brain wasn't made of cloth you'd realize you're wasting your time!

everyone except Vex: 🎶Doo doo doo doo can't wait to get a mouthful!🎶

Vex, twitching his eye: ...

*insert Vex vs Sackboy fight sequence here*

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How the Sackboy AU is gonna look like told by two pictures:

The designs (probably.. probably...)

The story/overall plot

Also a big reminder that this au is gonna be like either a preschool show and/or a saturday morning cartoon for kids big and small!

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is by craft-tastic pleasure that i am gonna present to you all................ my Sackboy AU..........

SACKBOY & SACKGIRL: Adventures in Craftworld!

Now, before we get started, allow me to tell all of you something... which is...

THE STORY

The story takes place after the events of LBP and SABA, Where after getting the title as the protector of Craftworld and a knitted knight, Sackboy must face the challenges of being a knitted knight, with the help of his sister, Sackgirl! But the story... also foretells, The return of Vex. (That's right he's back and with a lair of his own and a crazy lovesick assistant, but also with the help of a familiar villain from LBP3...) It's up to the siblings to make sure they help everybody in need and stop Vex from taking over Craftworld and make it into a land of uproar!

THE CHARACTERS

Now that we know the story, it's time to meet the characters! The heroes AND the villains!

Everybody in Craftworld have got goals, some are craft-tastic and harmless, while other goals (The bad ones)... well, they can be VERY malicious and villainous. and our heroes' goal is to overcome the obstacles of knitted knights. While the villains try to make craftworld a land of uproar AND/OR absorve it's creativity and keep it for themself. Now, let's go meet our heroes, shall we?

SACKBOY

Sackboy is the protector of Craftworld and a Knitted Knight. This little autistic fellow is always up for adventure. But sometimes he can really use some help. He does not speak, however, he can speak sign language. When someone is in danger, you can count on him and his sister Sackgirl to save the day!

SACKGIRL

Sackgirl is Sackboy's sister and Knitted Knight sidekick. She's pretty smart and challenging. Always up for a challenge to foil Vex's plans and to drink some smoothies. She, with Sackboy, always try to find a way out of trouble and to solve problems all around Craftworld. She also tries to keep everybody (especially her brother) safe from evil. Even though she's just a knitted knight beginner, she has the dreams to become one just like her brother.

Headcanon Voice: Polly from Powerbirds (Voiced by Tara Strong)

Scarlet

Sackboy and Sackgirl's mentor. The last remaining knitted knight who is also a maternal figure to our heroes. she sometimes gets excited of telling stories, but she's also a very wise, confident and brave woman who always teaches the siblings on being a knitted knight. She plans to go on adventures on her own, but also going on expeditions with Sackboy and Sackgirl.

Voiced by: Dawn French (who also voices her in the original SABA game)

Now that we met the heroes, i think it's time we meet their adversaries... the VILLAINS! Starting from....

VEX

Oh, dont tell me you don't recognize him! You know, god of nightmares, master of the uproar, bringer of chaos, LIFE OF THE PARTY! the two heroes' arch-nemesis. This near-mythical being born of chaos and fear once turned Craftworld into a land of uproar but then Sackboy stopped him and turned everything back to normal. But now, he's BACK and even more evil than ever. This selfish, greedy, mean, narcissistic, regal and dastardly royal git plans to transform craftworld into a world of uproar. with new various inventions and a crazy assistant (and a scientific henchman), he is always up to destroy sackboy and take over as craftworld's new lord. Of course, he can be silly and a bit clumsy sometimes but he still has hopes to defeat his enemy and rule over craftworld.

Voiced by: Richard E. Grant (who also voices him in the original SABA game)

STITCHER

Stitcher is Vex's assistant of chaos. Was once a sackling living in the village of Loom. But once Vex showed up, he joined his side after he was defeated by Sackboy and changed into this crazy, diabolical, lovesick bad guy who loves Chaos, Destruction, and most importantly... VEX! (yes, he's got a huge crush on him.) he always helps Vex to destroy sackboy and sackgirl and turn craftworld into a land of uproar. He's always a fan of what Vex does and he sincerely admires him very much. He can build machines and uses his hammer "Slappy" as a weapon to use his attacks (especially bomb related ones). He can be very sassy, energetic, crazy and most importantly, mischevious. he can be nice sometimes but he refuses to give up his role in villainy. He has a big sister but he prefers not to talk about her much often. But either way, yes, he's crazy about Vex (and Vex has a secret huge crush on him too...) keep scrolling.

Headcanon voice: Junkrat from Overwatch (Voiced by Chris Parson)

NEWTON

Newton is Vex's new Scientist Henchman who works aside Stitcher as his P.I.U (Partner In Uproar). He was forced by Vex to join by his side to destroy sackboy. Despite many attempts of refusing. He gave up and got Vexed as he joined the villain team. He can be foolish and not very smart but is highly intelligent. Despite this, he tends to accept unearned credit and even comes off as a bit narcissistic. Especially when he's a bit jealous of Vex. But he's also a huge papa's boy and a crybaby who tried to impress his father by releasing the titans back then. But, he failed and in the end got... you know, some ouchies in his bum-bum. He sometimes hates Stitcher's guts when he is making fun of him and calling him: "Nerd-ton" and "Papa's boy". Despite working for Vex, his goal is to absorb all of Craftworld's creativity and become the imagisphere greatest creator. But that doesn't happen because how bratty Vex can be when it comes to conquer Craftworld. sometimes he can throw a few fits. But not as much as Vex does. But yeah, get ready imagisphere. NEWTON'S BACK AND lamer MORE BRILLIANT THAN EVER!

Voiced by: Hugh Laurie (who voices him in the original LBP 3 game)

Now that we have met the heroes and the villains, i think it's time we go for...

THE AU'S INSPIRATIONS

Remember one time i said that the au was gonna be like a preschool/saturday morning kids cartoon? Well, it's true! It is! So, here's some inspirations behind it. You might have watched or heard of these, if you havent watched them, please do.

Due to it's charming character designs and stories, Powerbirds is the AU's biggest inspiration. If you havent watched this already, please do, it's really good!

4 words. Brilliant action & comedy. plus, the fourth wall breaks in the show are absolutely amazing. To be honest im planning to watch this again in the future, but most of all, the villain scenes in this show are amazing and funny as well! (im looking at you, Dr. Eggman.)

sadly i cant add anymore images so allow me to put in a list.

-Starbeam

-LazyTown

-Onegai My Melody

-H.R PufnStuf

-Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures

and most importantly...

-OK KO LETS BE HEROES!

So yes. this is it for this master post. So, get ready for adventures full of suspense, surprises, uproar but most importantly, DREAMS!

BONUS: Theme songs

Sleepyhead - Passion Pit (from the LBP 2 soundtrack)

Living Island - Pogo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HWG3h-IARU

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A light bulb boi ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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TWO SIDES OF A COIN

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Vex: gibe me craftworld

Scarlet: No.

Vex: WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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happy mother's day!!! Here's a reminder to stan Scarlet from Sackboy A Big Adventure for being an amazing motherly figure to Sackboy!

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I like the funny English clown man thing.

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A little big planet cartoon would be amazing

"So, C'mon! Let's join forces and rebuild Craftworld together!"

Vex fanart cuz i miss drawing him so much and i'm praying that he comes back soon in a SABA DLC or a Sackboy cartoon cuz PLEASE I NEED MORE OF HIM-

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Drew Vex taking a nice relaxing bubble bath last night. Seems like he’s enjoying it while Sackboy is busy trying to get to him to foil his plans like usual.

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