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Emma: Fuck it up, buttercup!

Liv: Go for the kill, daffodil!

Nix: Fight the power, sunflower!

Keely: Riot, bitch.

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Keely: Let’s all have a drink to celebrate!

Bella & Nix: We’re underage.

Keely: Oh. Right. Here's some silly straws.

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Emma: All people talk about is top energy, bottom energy, big dick energy. Bitch, I got no energy! I’m so tired!

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Bella: Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?

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keely: what state do you live in?

liv: constant anxiety

emma: denial

nix: perfection

bella: boston

keely: boston is literally a city

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Everyone: Bella, please don’t pronounce ‘hors d'oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ ever again.

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Nix: I have an assignment due tomorrow and I've only written two words.

Keely:

Nix: My name.

Keely: Actually, your name isn't part of the assignment so technically, you've written nothing.

Nix: Wow, thanks Keely, that's deeply motivating.

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Bella: I think I speak for all of us when-

The loggies, simultaneously: She doesn't.

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Liv: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Nix: Are you okay?

Liv: Bella stole my fucking garlic bread.

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All of us, on our wedding night: [sobbing]

Someone: What’s wrong?

Us: I can’t believe a girl likes me.

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Bella: Alright, but why are you helping me right now?

Liv: Because my life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

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Emma: But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?

Keely: When has that ever happened, except that one time?

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Liv: I pretend to like people every day. It’s called being an adult.

Liv: That’s why we’re allowed to buy alcohol.

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Nix: You shouldn’t insult people that are bigger than you.

Keely: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anybody.

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Emma: Fuck, I wanna die.

Liv: Language, Emma.

Emma: Heckity heck, I want death.

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Keely: How cool are house-boats? You go home and sail away. What’s your address? The ocean.

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Liv: It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Nix: Once my brother forgot me in the parking lot.