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Someone: So, what do you identify as?

Ganga, in the middle of her third coffee mixed with Red Bull: A mess

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Joey: If I were a drink, I'd be a cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Ella: Bleach

Maya: Sewage

Amanda: Calm down edgelords

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Ella: I have an idea!

Ganga: A good one?

Ella: Now, let's not get ahead of ourselves

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Jordan: I have no fears

Amanda: What if one day you woke up and Gloria was smarter than you

Jordan: I have one fear

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Bad people: We have your daughter

Ganga: I don't have a daughter?

Bad people: ...Then who just asked for milk and had us cut the crust off her sandwich?

Ganga: Dear god, they have Simone!

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Simone, under her breath: future partner say what

Jordan: what?

Simone: *screaming internally*

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Jordan: Why are all my posts depressing lately?

Simone: Your seasonal depression and accumulating exam anxiety as well as unhealthy eating and sleeping habits.

Jordan: I was being rhetorical and you just had to come forme didn't you.

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Simone: can I come?

Curtis: we’re going to Tims, not go to fucking Build-A-Bear

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someone: i'd die for you

then perish: Simone

you will: Amanda

please don't: Ella, Jordan, Celina

cool: Maya, Manjula, Curtis

i'd die for you first: Joey, Ganga

read: Gloria, Anushri, Ridaa

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Lunch Memes as Vines

Alecsy: “What’s up, it’s your boy, uh, Skinny Penis”

AJ: “Move, I’m gay”

Amanda: “I love working here, we always have a lot of laughs” *walking around office* “Fuck off Janet, I’m not going to your fucking baby shower”

Anushri: “I don’t want this anymore” *shoves item into aisle*

Celina: “I want a church girl, that go to church, and rEAD HER BIBLE”

Curtis: *jumps off counter* “i’M GAY”

Ella: “I have crippling depression.” 

Ganga: “Two bros chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay”

Gloria: “I’m your freestyle dance teacher” *dances awfully*

Joey: “Every time you get mad at your kids, put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat them with”

Jordan: “Hey, I’m a Lesbian” “I thought you were American”

Maya: “This filter’s like a gay barcode scanner” *laughs* “BEEP BEEP BITCH, YOU’RE GAY”

Simone: *someone else* “what do you have?” “A KNIFE!” “NOOOOO”

Ridaa: “Two shots of vodka” *pours whole bottle*

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Jordan: I really want to kiss you

Victoria: What?

Jordan: I said if you die, I won't miss you

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Ella: Everyday is leg day when you *holds back tears* run away from your problems

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Jordan: How do I look?

Simone: With your eyes

Jordan: No. I mean good, nice, pretty, etc.

Simone: etc.

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Jordan, drunk: $27 for two movie tickets?

Ticket Guy: Uh, well we have some pretty cheap matinees

Jordan: Dude, I don't care how slutty your sea cows are

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Ganga: Did you just refer to the knife as the "people opener?"

Simone: Should I not have?

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Jordan: Man, I hate hormones

Gloria: Really? I felt she had a really important role in Harry Potter

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Maya: *plays a song on their ukulele*

Simone: Do you take requests?

Maya: Sure

Simone: PLease stop