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Adeth: here hold this for me

Rheys:

Rheys: Adeth this is your hand

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Nyx: I invited you to this feast because I crave the deadliest game

Ayame, nodding: Knife Monopoly

Nyx: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is

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Hyae: Okay, I’m gonna need you to swear-

Ayame: Fuck

Hyae: I’m gonna need you to PROMISE-

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Rheys: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Adeth:

Adeth: You’re literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Ayame right now.

Rheys, pointing glue gun threatingly: YOU ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE RIGHT NOW.

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Hyae: I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday. I don’t know, I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

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Lona: Anyone else angry and gay on this Wednesday night?

Adeth: I’m bi and annoyed, is that close enough?

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Adeth: I accidentally broke lona’s [thing] how long do you think I have left to live?

Hyae: ten

Adeth: ten what?

Hyae: nine

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Adeth: I’m really into guys and girls, but I’m also into toast

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Nyenna: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Ayame, confused: Uh, don't you mean cards?

Lona: She didn't.

Nyenna, pulling out several knives: I didn't.

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Hyun-ae: Coming up after this awkward pause, some exclusive clips from my recent three-hour interview with myself, in which I interrogated myself on my motivations, where I am in life, why I’m not in a different place in life, whose fault that is, and why I said that one embarrassing thing once.

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Ayame: Go take a psychology course. Try to figure out who gave you such disgusting daddy issues.

Rheys: It was, you know, probably my Dad.

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Nyenna: if I was a gardener, I’d put our tu-lips together

Lona: awwwww thank you

Ayame: if I was a gardener, you’d be my hoe

Rheys: thanks

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Lona: I have a very specific taste in girls

Nyenna: is a girl

Lona: That'll do it

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DayQuil: hyadeth

Nyquil: rheyame

Quil: lonyenna. All the time all the time

Platonicallyquil: karohlyx

Getting high once (1) at a party you regret: ayanyx; karohlaya

Crack cocaine: adenyx

Fuckin oxycodone: hyame

It literally happened in a dream once: rheyadeth

Weed, but the good kush: ayami

Daily vitamins: jaerik; akierce; raiko

Mucinex D: myrolyhn

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Efficiency

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Ayame: am I in trouble?

Hyun-ae: take a guess

Ayame: no?

Hyun-ae: take another guess