For some reason 'Goon' is like a banned tumblr word or smth so any posts tagged it in full just... won't show up in tags or search. That's why his name is tagged weirdly
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Pelswick: If we’re in trouble, just throw Ace at the problem, and hope for the best.
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Goon: Amazing! Ace, you're just like Sherlock Homeless!
Ace: IT'S HOLMES!
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Julie: Pelswick, I want Goon gone ASAP!
Pelswick: If you say so… wait, shouldn’t we get someone to help us?
Julie: The only person that could help us is Boyd and I don’t really trust him… *Looks over to Boyd*
Boyd: If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap*
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Goon: I have a plan.
Ace: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.
Goon: …
Ace: …
Goon: I no longer have a plan.
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Julie: Team A will consist of myself, Pelswick, Ace, Sandra, and Goon.
Julie: Team B will consist of Boyd.
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Pelswick: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
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Boyd: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived!
Pelswick: Uhh… where did you get so much money from, Boyd?
Boyd: Well, you know, I’m pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-
*police sirens start to wail in the background*
Pelswick: DID YOU ROB A BANK?!
Boyd: Oh, come on, Smellswick, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on his face*
Pelswick: ...
Boyd: …it was a credit union.
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