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Bence: You love me?

Louis: Yes.

Bence: Uh, since when?

Louis: Uh, I don't-it isn't something I made a note of on my calendar.

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Bence: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by force or violence?

Louis: *thinks it over* Violence.

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While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade

Amira bint Balquis

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Louis: Yeah honestly I really like guys--

Bence: *GASP* !!!!!

Louis: --sers. Geysers. One of Earth's natural beauties.

Bence: *sigh*

Louis: I also really like dudes.

Bence: *spills water all over himself*

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Amira: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.

Joe: That’s what you do?

Amira: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

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Bence, if you break his heart, I’m going to break your neck.

Louise Song

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Louise: *throws open the door*

Louise: So you two ARE having sex!

Louis and Bence: *sitting on the bed, reading books*

Louis: We are? Ben, why didn't you tell me? I would've put down my book.

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Joe: Professor, I’m not trying to be rude, but you died.

Vincent: Yeah, I know, I was there.

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I’m a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food

Marshal Underwood

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You guys are the worst. I’m glad you’re my friends.

June Hovick

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Maks [pointing at the others]: Intervention? Intervention? Intervention?

Mal: Count me out.

Cindy: We can’t count you out, Zip listens to you.

Mal: Well, she also listens to the Barenaked Ladies, go get their dumb asses to help you.

*everyone gasps in horror*

Maks: Okay Mal, you are clearly in a bad space today, but Zip is our friend, and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, are you?

Mal: Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively? And how much stuff do we have to go through this year before my friendship stops being questioned?

Roz: Well, maybe friendship is about going through a lot of stuff, Mal, and maybe BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero!

Mal: Oh, okay, they’re BNL now. We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That’s how fundamental they are.

Jack: Fundamental.

Mal: You know what Zipporah probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too.

June: You know what? Maybe we all need some space to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid-90s, you selfish, jaded ass!

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June: Are you a master of anything besides prattling on and on?

Maks: No.

June: ... Well, at least you're honest.

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John: You have to understand, he had a very terrible childhood.

Mal: I'm having a terrible childhood right now.

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Maks: I knew it. You're attracted to me.

June: I beg your unbelievable pardon?

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Shit, you guys are kids! I better watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! Sorry, sorry–I mean ‘SHOOT, I better watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.’

Corbin Underwood

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Sully: You’re not as charming as you think you are.

Clay: I’m precisely as charming as I believe I am, to the decimal place.

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Maks: It’s true, Ernie. You may be single and childless, but you’re totally a dorky dad.

Ernest: I don’t think I like your tone, young man.