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Faith: You really believe in Jenny?
Ariana: Luckily, she believes in herself enough for the both of us.
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Jim: Jenna, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Jenna, naked in Jim's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Jim, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
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Amy: It’s funny how well you and Isa get along. Didn’t they hate you at first?
Haru: Isa hates everybody at first. It’s their way of reaching out to people.
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Shrodinger: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Shrodinger: Ask me to kill for you.
Cosmo: ...First of all, calm down-
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Teacher: AJ was in a fight yesterday
Seimí: Oh god is she okay?
Jenny: Did she win?
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Seimí: Where are you going?
Jenny: Hell, eventually.
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Cosmo: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Dan: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Cosmo: You don’t have to wear…
Dan: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Dan:Wow, it sure smells like wrongdog in here!
Cosmo: Oh buddy...
Dan, already sobbing: ASK.
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Dan: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Cosmo: What baby?
Dan, crying a bit: Me.
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Kim: My future husband must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Ben: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Kim: That one. I want that one.
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Ben: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Kim:I wrote you a poem.
Ben, already crying: You did?
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David, to Miles: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.
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David: Hey, how are you doing today?
Miles: Can we change the subject before I start crying?
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Kim: I have feelings for you.
Ben: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Isa: *looks at Haru*
Isa: Baby boy. Baby.
Isa: *looks at Leo*
Isa: Evil.
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Amy: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Leo ?
Leo: No.
Haru: I do!
Amy: I know, Haru.
Haru: I’m sad.
Amy: I know, Haru.
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Leo: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Isa: "If"
Haru: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.
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