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I love them

(Stolen from Tom’s Twitter)

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Adam, very frustrated: Congratulations, you idiots! You won gold and silver in the Moron Olympics!

Maynard:

Tom:

Maynard: So who won gold-

Adam: SHUT UP!!

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Zack: Hey, do you know who sings that song in Toy Story?

Brad: I’ve never seen Toy Story.

Zack, getting closer, about to murder Brad: You’ve. Never. Seen. TOY STORY????!!!!

Brad, being strangled:

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*Biden wins*

Tom: I’m so excited I could kiss someone!

Tom: *kisses Tim sitting right next to him*

Tim:

Tim: Uh sir this is a Wendy’s-

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Zack: *whistling and walking*

Tim: What are you doing?

Zack: I’m voting.

Tim: Okay then, but why do you have a gun?

Zack: If these Republican bitches won’t let me vote Biden then they’ll die before they vote for Trump.

Tim: ...*visibly scared*

(This is your friendly reminder to absolutely NOT shoot anybody unless they shoot first. Also, vote blue if you live in America!)

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Tom: Go vote or I’m sending everybody raisin cookies.

Tom: I apologize for my outburst.

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Tom: Brad! Everyone knows that Trump is a racist.

Brad: Well yeah, but...

Tom: Bradley Joseph Wilk!

Brad: Oh shit.

(Thank you to @irleragon for giving me a list of middle names and inspiring this post!)

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Random person: ...I-I...

Tom: Say it. Tell humanity of your sin. Bask in your poor judgement.

Random person: ...I haven’t registered to vote.

Tom: Only Satan himself will ever look you in the eyes again.

(On a serious note, please register to vote! I’ll link some resources down below. Also, mail-in ballots are not fraudulent.)

https://vote.gov

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Maynard: I’ve done some dumb shit.

Adam: I witnessed the dumb shit.

Zack: I recorded the dumb shit.

Tom: I joined you in the dumb shit.

Brad: And I tried to stop you from doing the dumb shit.

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Tom: *runs into a glass door and knocks himself out*

Adam: *turns around and speed walks away*

Maynard: Hey, isn’t that your boyfriend?

Adam, hissing: Shh, lower your voice!

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Brad: I have an excellent gaydar. If someone’s gay I can always tell within-

Tom: Zack’s been in love with you for ten years.

Brad: What?

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Tim: Ouch, my armkle.

Brad: Your what?

Tom: His wrist.

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Hello all.

Sadly, I will not be able to run this blog on this profile anymore. HOWEVER, I WILL make a new one! It will me still, exact same main, exact same side blog, but under a different profile. I have to reset my phone, and I can’t save anything. I WILL BE BACK!!!

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Zack: I killed Christopher Columbus.

Brad: No you did not.

Zack: Don’t tell me what I did or didn’t do. I killed that man.

Brad: Tim, back me up.

Zack: Tim, back ME up.

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Tom: Are you seeing anyone?

Zack: Uh, no, why?

Tom: I don’t know, I think a therapist might be good for you.

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Maynard: Tom is so in love, he has no basic common sense when it comes to you.

Adam: Not true.

Maynard: Fine, at least test it. Tell him you’re pregnant.

Adam: Fine.

Adam, calling Tom: I’m pregnant.

Tom, after a four-hour shopping spree and three full carts and babies-r-us: Wait...

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Zack: Can I be frank with you guys?

Tim: Sure, but I don’t know how changing your name is going to help.

Brad: Can I still be Brad?

Tim: Shh, let Frank speak.