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Nimbalo : Present your best argument for eating bacon.
Tagg: If animals don’t want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?
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Dotti: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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Rowanoak: Ballaw? Are you about ready? Ballaw: Yes! It's a glorious three hour finale! Rowanoak: You've got a minute and a half!
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Bowly: That sounds like a terrible plan. Mariel: Oh, we've had worse.
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Martin: Columbine said I need to be more emotionally available. Gonff: What did you say? Martin: I told her I’d think about it and then I hid under a table. Gonff: Respect.
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Nimbalo: Hey. Tagg: Hi. Nimbalo: If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice. Tagg: I do not wanna talk about this.
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Song: If you need an idea, use your imagination.
Dippler: I think I sprained mine.
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Mariel: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Tarquin: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
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Pitru: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion. Cuthbert: Kay, I have a counterpoint. Pitru: Valid argument? Cuthbert: No. Pipe bomb. Pitru: Oh shi-
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Leatho: Stop questioning my methods, okay? I was chosen for this task for a very good reason. Zillo: You chose yourself.
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Scarum: I'm busy now Scarum: I just ate glass by accident Sagax: you what Scarum: Please leave me alone Scarum:?I ate glass
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Russa: the path to inner peace starts with four words Russa: not my fucking problem
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Martin: Rose? Can you help with my zipper Rose: of course Martin: Martin: UP, Rose Rose: right. Sorry
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Constance: Whose side is Sela on? Methuselah: At the moment?
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Eefera: What are you doing? Gruven: I'm throwing a suprise party for Tagg. Eefera: But don't you hate Tagg? Gruven, filling the balloons with bees: Yes.
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Craklyn, gesturing to Tansy: Piknim, look what you did! You made Mom upset! Piknim: I’m sorry Mom... Tansy, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO EITHER OF YOU!
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Song: I want to take you under my wing and whatnot. Now, true confidence means being able to look in the mirror and to love what you see. Are you looking? Dann: I am. Song: Do you love what you see? Dann: I do. Song: You can’t. It’s too soon. That was a trick, and you failed.
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