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chani: i can’t go to school the stress is bad for the baby

jaeyoon: what baby?

chani: me

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dawon: if i were the last man on earth, would you date me?

youngbin: if you were the last man on earth, then i wouldn't exist

dawon:

dawon: damn it you're right

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just wanna remind everyone that dreams DO come true, because inseong slapped jaeyoon’s butt in mamma mia

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fnc: so we've given you a lot of lines this comeback

jaeyoon: that's great, next i get the entire album for myself

fnc: but this is a nine member group

jaeyoon: every soloist needs back up singers! make it work

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youngbin: so, what are you two going to do now that you've graduated?

inseong:

jaeyoon:

both: lay down and start scream

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Dont fuck with me, I have the power of God AND anime on my side!

Hwiyoung, probably

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If you can’t handle me when I’m moody then you don’t deserve my booty

Jaeyoon, probably

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government official: want to work for the government

taeyang: ok but can i work in the xfiles department

government official: there is no xfiles department

taeyang: i gotcha

taeyang: *winks*

government official:

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[there is an unknown thud in the dorm at midnight]

jaeyoon: imma fight them.

rowoon: but you’re not armed!

jaeyoon: i am!

rowoon: with what?

jaeyoon: overconfidence.

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taeyang: so, i heard you like bad boys

chani: not really

taeyang: oh thank god

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dawon: this is a yes or no question, please answer directly.

juho: what is it?

dawon: why do you always call me dumb?

juho: yes

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hwiyoung: youngbin always accuses me of having a favorite member. That’s not true. I love chani and not-chani equally.

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dawon: you aren’t coming with me?

youngbin: dawon, i’m not your dad.

dawon:

youngbin:

youngbin, handing him a lunchbox: here are your sandwiches. i’ll pick you up at five.

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dawon: are you a phone charger?

hwiyoung: no, why?

dawon: because i’d die without you.

hwiyoung: ...bro

dawon: bro

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taeyang: this is my year.

juho: this is my year too!

taeyang: please don’t align yourself with me.

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inseong: sometimes i wonder what my life would be like if i wasn't an idol

chani: i wonder what my life would be like if you weren't an idol, too

chani: happy, probably

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hwiyoung: what are you looking at?

juho: *taking a buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent he is* porn.