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Smoke: dont say a word
Aracnido: .....fergalicious
Smoke: what did i just say!
Aracnido: oh ok so when we were playing scrabble last week it wasnt a word. But now it is. How convenient for you.
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Judge: how do you plead
Aracnido: *in a suit and still wearing his mask*
Aracnido: *mouthing* not guilty
Smoke: *nods* hot milky.
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smoke: stop dating Muscle Girl!
aracnido: you know what? im going to start dating her even harder!
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Aracnido: now what do we say when we feel this way
smoke, crying: my anxiety may be chronic but this ass is iconic
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smoke, over comms: alright, another reminder; this is a Stealth Mission. you need to be as quiet as poss-
aracnido: im super sorry. i couldn’t hear you over the sound of the wall crashing down due to my enormous muscles.
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