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Tom: We’re born alone and gonna die alone.

Cara: Sir, Captain Slattery will be back in, like, three minutes.

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Miller: Everybody, I have a crush... on Wolf.

Danny: Same.

Tom: ... What?!

Mike: Get with the times, Tom. Everybody has a crush on Wolf.

Cara: *nodding*

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Danny: Have you decided on a Halloween costume yet ?

Carlton: Yeah, I'm gonna dress up like an idiot.

Miller, coming into the room: Hey Burk, here's the clothes you wanted to borrow.

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Carlton: Did you eat the last powdered donut ?

Miller: No.

Carlton: Oh really ? Then what, may I ask, is that powder all over your face ?

Miller: Cocaine.

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Carlton: Let's do 'get help' !

Miller: No.

Carlton: It's great, it works everytime !

Miller: We're not doing 'get help'.

*30 seconds later*

Carlton: Get help ! Please ! My brother's dying !

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Tom: Look at us. We started as soldiers and now we’re-

Miller: Legends !

Wolf: Survivors ?

Mike: Exhausted.

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Tom: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Tom: Darien is still mad about it, but me and Mike were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Mike: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Miller: We could attack them with hummus.

Mike: I stand corrected.

Miller: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Tom: Thank you for not saying "I told you so".

Mike: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

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Tom: You love me, right, Mike ?

Mike: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Wolf: I need to get something off my chest.

Miller: Is it your shirt? Please say it’s your shirt.

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Mike [answers phone]: Hello ?

Tom: It's Tom.

Mike: What did he do this time?

Tom: No, it's me, Tom.

Mike: What did you do this time?

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Azima : You're not as charming as you think you are.

Wolf : I'm precisely as charming as I believe I am, to the decimal place.

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Giorgio : Can I ask a dumb question ?

Vellek : Better than anyone I know.

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Giorgio : So, I was thinking...

Vellek, sniffing the air : I knew I smelled something burning.

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Velleck : You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.

Giorgio : I only said 6 words.

Velleck : And yet here I am boiling over with hate.

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Allison : I know you feel betrayed—…

Howard : Yes, well, that’s one of the unpleasant side-effects of betrayal.