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Pao-Lin, telling a story:

Lara: Wow, Pao-Lin, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Karina: Romance?

Lara: I have a crush on them.

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Barnaby, texting Kotetsu: Please bring home purified water with no minerals added for taste. NONE.

Kotetsu: I got spring water.

Barnaby: NO!

Kotetsu: With EXTRA minerals!

Kotetsu: It’s like licking a stalagmite!

Barnaby: DON’T COME HOME!

Kotetsu: Mmmmmm, cave water.

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Subaru: You guys don't want to mess with me!

Thomas: Yeah, Black will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.

Subaru: Exactly! I will straight up-

Subaru:

Subaru, tearing up: Why would you say that?

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Barnaby, walking in late: Sorry it took me so long, I broke down on the way here.

Keith: No problem! Is your car okay?

Barnaby: My car?

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Ryan, meeting Kaede for the first time: I'm not a thug! I'm a hero.

Kaede: Okay, then name one law.

Ryan: Don't kill people?

Kaede:

Kaede: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Kotetsu, sitting down: What's that?

Barnaby: I made you coffee.

Kotetsu: Well, then, what's this?

Yuri: I brought you coffee.

Kotetsu: Oh.

Kotetsu, pouring the coffees into one cup:

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Agnes: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Thomas: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Pao-Lin: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Karina: I gotta give you credit, Kotetsu. You make it look easy.

Kotetsu: Years of practice.

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Nathan: What can therapy do for me that screaming for thirty minutes in my car can't?

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Ryan: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Barnaby: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Nathan: Y'know... it might be.

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Maverick: Throughout history, the human race has adapted, evolved, to become the top of the food chain.

Kotetsu: I don't know, alligators can still eat us.

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Nathan, wearing only pajama shorts: Good morning, how'd you sleep, sunshine?

Keith, overwhelmed and unable to decide between "good" and "okay": Gay.

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Subaru: You're not my friend anymore.

Thomas: I was your friend?

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Agnes, walking into the locker room: Oy! Ryan! Get your hairy ass into my office. Now!

Ryan:

Kotetsu:

Ivan:

Keith:

Barnaby:

Antonio:

Subaru:

Thomas:

Ryan: Every single one of you knows my ass isn't hairy, yet none of you spoke up, and I will never forgive you.

Ryan, leaving:

Keith: ... He's right. We're cowards.

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Kotetsu, drunk: You remind me of fried rice.

Barnaby, trying to put him to bed: How so?

Kotetsu: I love fried rice.

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Karina: Well- I have a date too.

Ryan: What's his name?

Karina: His name is... not important. What is important is he's better than you in every conceivable way.

Ryan: Well, damn, Karina! That could be anyone!

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Barnaby: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.