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Subaru, texting Thomas: Thomas, there's a moth outside of the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it?

Subaru: Please hurry because I'm going to cry.

Subaru: Thomas?

Subaru: Thomas.

Thomas: Thomas is dead. You're next. Love, the moth.

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Keith: Nathan and I don’t use pet names.

Karina: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Keith: Honey?

Nathan: Yes, dear?

Keith:

Karina: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Antonio: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me.

Kotetsu: Even more humiliating than-

Antonio: We are not doing this.

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Pao-Lin: Karina has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on. Ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on.

Subaru: Blue Rose - what's the worst possible multiple of four?

Karina: Twelve, obviously. Idiot.

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Nathan: Oh no, the printer made a mistake. The banner was supposed to say, "Sky High's Birthday!"

Karina: What does it say now?

Nathan: "Sky High's Bi"

Ivan: Still works.

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Kotetsu: Can you keep a secret?

Yuri: Do you know anything about my life?

Kotetsu: No, I don't. Good point.

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Nathan: I'm so happy right now I could kiss you!

Keith, nervous: Aha, rad.

-- later --

Keith: I said "rad"! Rad! It's not cool to say rad but I said it anyway. Now Nathan's gonna think I'm weird.

Kotetsu: Don't beat yourself up for it. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember when Bunny confessed to me?

Keith: Didn't you like, thank him?

Kotetsu, staring at the wall: I thanked him.

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Barnaby: Hi.

Nathan: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell him?

Barnaby: I did.

Nathan: And what did he say?

Barnaby: “Thank you.”

Nathan: You’re totally welcome, handsome. What’d he say?

Barnaby: He said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Kotetsu said, “Thank you.”

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Agnes: Ah, yes. The five love languages -

*pointing to Barnaby* Touch starved.

*pointing to Antonio* My parents never told me they're proud of me.

*pointing to Ryan* I love stuff.

*pointing to Kotetsu* I'm so fucking tired please let me rest for five minutes.

*pointing to Subaru* Hey pay attention to me.

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Carlotta: You have to apologize to Subaru, Thomas.

Thomas: Okay. Un-fuck you or whatever.

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Ryan, to Antonio: Just because you're making me very sexually confused right now does not mean that you're intimidating.

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Kotetsu: My little girl, Kaede, is 2 and whenever she's happy she will just shout out 'HAPPY'.

Kotetsu: There is nothing purer in this world than when she's just sitting playing with toys or eating toast and just yells out 'HAPPY' to let the universe know it's doing a good job.

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Barnaby, while hunting Ouroboros: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Barnaby, trying to take a bite of his phone, which is covered in cream cheese:

Barnaby: This isn't a bagel.

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Karina, about Ryan: I can't date him! The height difference - when we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.

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Ryan: Must be hard not being able to laugh, Junior.

Barnaby: I do have a sense of humour, you know.

Ryan: I've never heard you laugh before.

Barnaby: I've never heard you say something funny before.

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Muramasa: Why are Kotetsu and Barnaby sitting with their backs to each other?

Kaede: They had a fight.

Muramasa: Then why are they holding hands?

Kaede: They get sad when they fight.