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listening to a sad song in the car and acting like you’re in a music video

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open rp

“hmm. I have never been to an olive garden before.”

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u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop

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DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.

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NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth

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hooked on a feeling karaoke but you only do the ooga chaka parts and you get rated on how Ham you go when you’re chanting it

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some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

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date a

me

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“Words cannot verbally explain how I feel after you just uttered that”

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this is my spiderverse spidersona “stupid thick peter” who was bit by a radioactive thot and killed venom by clapping his asscheeks so hard that the soundwave dematerialized him

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sorry my english was bad to write this

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I’m going to bring t-pose sheen into the real world