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#not as cool as the dinosaur themed one I saw in a video recently#but I'm willing to go just for a waterslide frankly
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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.
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all-timer daniel molloy questions:
1. did you eat the baby?
2. are you schizophrenic, louis?
3. and then what?
4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?
5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?
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fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg
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hello frightening ghoul that doesnt say anything
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i got you a shell :3
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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man
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What its like when its her turn
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I love Nope (2022) so much, but I haven't seen it since 2022 and I felt like rewatching it, so I saw it last night with a friend. We both enjoyed it a lot, and I wondered why I hadn't rewatched it more recently.
Then last night I had a series of nightmares where I was inside of Jean Jacket, and this morning I went "oh yeah, that's why, the series of nightmares I had after watching the movie where [SPOILERS] the UFO eats people where I get eaten by the UFO that eats people."


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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.
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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
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