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Originally shared by a friend on facebook -
i was having a fun time with Jake (Jacob Boyer) in my mind yesterday at some point - we just done the deed - i kiss him (bladder calls), lean to kiss his penis and cheerfully say "see you in 5, lil monster!"
sooo... i'm gonna roll with "Lil monster" .... as my new favorite penis pet name
also first time a man inspired me to kiss his dick so ... you're special Jake, congrats .
followed by this comment by another friend :
Pork sword, member, and one eyed pink yogurt spitter. Just a few more for ya! You're welcome!
to which i answered :
as a hungarian i especially appreciate the pork sword!
me : oy, Jake, we're having pulled pork tonight! and by we i mean me...
Jacob : dear god please watch over my soul.... and my dick...
me : ya yah nice sentiment, Jake -- Zip down time now!
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