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I am longing for deep conversations, for words too meaningful I can rarely breathe.

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‘Terry Pratchett’ Sentence Starters

“Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.”  

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”  

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it.”

“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.”   

“Style. That’s what people remember.”

“Sometimes it’s better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.”

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

“The trouble is, you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”

“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods… They have not forgotten this. ”

“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. ”

“There isn’t a way things should be. There’s just what happens, and what we do. ”

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. ”

“It’s not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren’t doing it.”

“What is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”

“Don’t think of it as dying, just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”

“No! Please! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know!”

“The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”

“Oh, you’d like something simpler?”

“And what would humans be without love?”

“Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility.”

“You have to start out learning to believe the little lies.”

“They’re not the same at all!”

“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever.”

“I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.”

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.”

“Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.”

“All gods are bastards!”

“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star… You’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”

“Go on, prove me wrong.”

“This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.”

“Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?”

“Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?”

“Do you think it’s possible for an entire nation to be insane?”

“If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.”

“This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do.” 

     “When in doubt, choose to live.”  

“Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.”

“Goodness is about what you do. Not who you pray to.”  

“The secret is not to dream.. The secret is to wake up.”  

“To save the world takes one cold son of a bitch.”

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the 1975; starter sentences.

“He said I lost my head.”

“Can you see it?”

“Don’t call it a fight when you know it’s a war.”

“Go lie on the floor if you want.”

“Get in the shower if it all goes wrong.”

“It’s your birthday, are you feeling alright?”

“How can I relate to somebody who doesnt speak?”

“I feel like I’m just treading water.”

“Is it the same for you?”

“I love the house that we live in.”

“I love you all too much.”

“The blood is on your tongue as well as your hands.”

“I’ve got a woman now.”

“It all tastes the same.”

“The skin that you’re in is all soft now.”

“I wanna see you but you’re not mine.”

“Could I easily fill his shoes?”

“If we’re gonna do anything we might as well just fuck.”

“You’re a liar, at least all of your friends are.”

“It’s my party and I’ll cry to the end.”

“It’s not my fault that I fucked everybody here.”

“I’m so high I think I love you.”

“I love you, don’t you mind.”

“I think I’ve lost a lot of my friends.”

“I can’t exist within my own head.”

“If you could only hear what I said, you’d see.”

“I’m not scared.”

“So far, it’s alright.”

“Don’t you see me now?”

“I’m falling for you.”

“Don’t you need me?”

“Do you fancy sitting down with me?”

“I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck.”

“Maybe you’ll change your mind.”

“Has he got enough money to spend?”

“Has he got enough weed?”

“I can’t believe that we’re talking about him.”

“You bite your friends like chocolate.”

“My car smells like chocolate.”

“My hair smells like chocolate.”

“Why do you talk so loud?”

“I’ve been thinking lots about your mouth.”

“I’d be an anchor but I’m scared you’d drown.”

“I forgot to call you.”

“Why don’t you figure my heart out?”

“I love the way you love yourself.”

“I guess I’ll never learn.”

“For crying out loud, settle down!”

“She had a face straight outta magazine.”

“I’ll give you one more time.”

“If you never shoot, you’ll never know.”

“If you never eat, you’ll never grow.”

“What’s the fun in doing what you’re told?”

“They’re just girls breaking hearts.”

“What happened to just messing around?”

“You’ve seen so many faces that I’ve never seen before.”

“We’ll bleed the same way.”

“Is there somebody who can watch you?”

“There’s things we’d like to change.”

“You’ve got a beautiful face but got nothing to say.”

“Stop pacing ‘round the room using other people’s faces as a mirror for you.”

“You’re the only thing that’s going on in my mind.”

“When I said I liked it better without my money, I lied.”

“This conversation’s not about reciprocation no more.”

“Am I too old to be this stoned?”

“I just had a change of heart.”

“Don’t fall in love with the moment.”

“You think you’ve got it figured out.”

“Are you feeling the same?”

“I’m petrified of being alone.”

“It’s just like I lost my head.”

“If I told you I need you, is that what you want?”

“If I’m lost, then how can I find myself?”

“I don’t want your body but I hate to think about you with somebody else.”

“You’re intertwining your soul with somebody else.”

“You should be loving someone.”

“I know the sound of your heart.”

“I can’t believe I forgot your name.”

“I thought that you were straight, now I’m wondering.”

“You’re so conceited.”

“What does it matter if I lie to you?”

“I don’t regret it but I’m glad that we’re through.”

“It’s not about reciprocation, it’s just all about me.”

“I thought she’d rearrange my world.”

“Why is this feeling on my chest?”

“What does all our love amount to?”

“You always seem to get what you want.”

“Stop being an asshole.”

“I know that God doesn’t exist.”

“Is this town worth living in?”

“You’re my medicine.”

“I wanna marry you.”

“That was it.”

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Kidnapped starters

Kidnapper:

“I’m going to tie you up!”

“Stop struggling!”

“Stop screaming!”

“Get in the car!”

“I’m never letting you go.”

“Should I gag you or blindfold you first?”

“Open your mouth.”

“How does this feel?”

“You’re coming with me.”

“Tell me what I want to know and I’ll let you go.”

“Why haven’t they paid the ransom yet?”

“Would you rather handcuffs or rope?”

“How are you liking the cage?”

“I may have to kill you.”

“Put your hands behind your back.”

“They’ll never catch me while I have a hostage.”

“Talk, or I’ll have to make you.”

“Hogtied on the floor is a good look for you.”

“Stop crying, or I’ll have to hurt you.”

Victim:

“Please, don’t tie me up!”

“Let me go!”

“Mppff!”

“Stop pushing me!”

“Untie me!”

“Please, let me see!”

“Please, don’t gag me!”

“Stop doing that!”

“What’s the gun for?”

“I’ll never tell you anything.”

“They paid the ransom, now let me go!”

“Could you loosen my handcuffs?”

“Why is it so dark in here?”

“Please, don’t hurt me.”

“Stop hurting me!”

“Could you get me something to drink?”

“That hurts!”

“The ropes are hurting me.”

“Do you have to hogtie me?”

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I keep myself amused and others confused.

Benedict Cumberbatch (via wnq-movies)

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Cathedral of Santa Maria del Fiore. Tuscany, Italy.

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Giant Griffin, Persian, circa 516-465 BC

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Roof tile from roman era has cat paws on it - WTF fun facts

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Ancient Aliens

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Looking for an icebreaker?

“Do you mind?”

“Excuse me, I think you dropped something!”

“Do you have the time?”

“Hey! I’m walking here!”

“Have you heard about the messiahs?”

“Can I use your ablution block?”

“Hey! Oh, sorry… thought you were someone else.”

“You were probably a cute grub…”

“Do I… know you from somewhere?”

“Are you lost?”

“I think I’m lost.”

“Have you seen my lusus?”

“Quick, no time to explain! Run!”

“Can I buy you a drink?”

“Want to buy me a drink?”

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'captain america: the winter soldier' starter prompts

❝ On your left. ❞ ❝ Don’t say it. Don’t you say it. ❞ ❝ Need a medic? ❞ ❝ You should be ashamed of yourself. ❞ ❝ It’s your bed, right? ❞ ❝ You must miss the good old days, huh? ❞ ❝ I’ll put it on the list. ❞ ❝ I’m sure they have a good reason. ❞ ❝ Relax, it’s not that complicated. ❞ ❝ You doing anything fun Saturday night? ❞ ❝ You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she’d probably say yes. ❞ ❝ Too shy, or too scared? ❞ ❝ You seemed pretty helpless without me. ❞ ❝ You want to be a hero? Is that it? ❞ ❝ Well, this is awkward. ❞ ❝ I think that’s overstating things. ❞ ❝ You just can’t stop yourself from lying, can you? ❞ ❝ I’m not obliged to do anything. ❞ ❝ It’s called compartmentalisation. ❞ ❝ Nobody spills the secrets, because nobody knows them all. ❞ ❝ I do share. I’m nice like that. ❞ ❝ I thought the punishment usually came after the crime. ❞ ❝ We can’t afford to wait that long. ❞ ❝ This isn’t freedom, this is fear. ❞ ❝ For as long as I can remember, I just wanted to do what was right. ❞ ❝ You’re always so dramatic. ❞ ❝ The world has changed, and none of us can go back. ❞ ❝ Sometimes the best that we can do is to start over. ❞ ❝ I’m here to ask a favor. ❞ ❝ You lose someone? ❞ ❝ What makes you happy? ❞ ❝ If you want, you’re welcome to use my machine. Might be cheaper than the one in the basement. ❞ ❝ Well, I’ll keep my distance. ❞ ❝ I don’t remember giving you a key. ❞ ❝ My wife kicked me out. ❞ ❝ I didn’t know you were married. ❞ ❝ There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me. ❞ ❝ You’re a terrible liar. ❞ ❝ He told me not to trust anyone. ❞ ❝ Anyone gets in my way, they’re gonna regret it. ❞ ❝ It kind of feels personal. ❞ ❝ I only act like I know everything. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna ask you again. ❞ ❝ Bye-bye, bikinis. ❞ ❝ First rule of going on the run is don’t run, walk. ❞ ❝ My fiancé was just helping me with some honeymoon destinations. ❞ ❝ I have the exact same glasses. ❞ ❝ Shut up and put your arm around me. Laugh at something I said. ❞ ❝ Kiss me. ❞ ❝ Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. ❞ ❝ I just wondered how much practice you’ve had. ❞ ❝ Nobody special, though? ❞ ❝ Believe it or not, it’s kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience. ❞ ❝ You just make something up. ❞ ❝ The truth is a matter of circumstance. ❞ ❝ That’s a tough way to live. ❞ ❝ You know, it’s kind of hard to trust someone, when you don’t know who that someone really is. ❞ ❝ Who do you want me to be? ❞ ❝ Who’s the girl? ❞ ❝ You need anything before I leave? ❞ ❝ Want some milk? ❞ ❝ I thought I knew whose lies I was telling, but I guess I can’t tell the difference anymore. ❞ ❝ There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business. ❞ ❝ If it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it? ❞ ❝ I hear the crab cakes here are delicious. ❞ ❝ That is a terrible, terrible idea. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t sure who to trust. ❞ ❝ Your work has been a gift to mankind. ❞ ❝ You shaped the century. ❞ ❝ Society’s at a tipping point between order and chaos. ❞ ❝ If you don’t do your part, I can’t do mine. ❞ ❝ See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues. ❞ ❝ I just kind of wanted to be alone. ❞ ❝ We can put the couch cushions on the floor like when we were kids. ❞ ❝ I’m with you to the end of the line, pal. ❞ ❝ I don’t know if I can do that. ❞ ❝ I think it’s time you know the truth. ❞ ❝ The price of freedom is high. ❞ ❝ Did you write that down first, or was it off the top of your head? ❞ ❝ You smug son of a bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, did I step on your moment? ❞ ❝ Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are? ❞ ❝ Did you get my flowers? ❞ ❝ You’re the best and the most ruthless person I ever met. ❞ ❝ You know, you’re a lot heavier than you look. ❞ ❝ I had a big breakfast. ❞ ❝ Please don’t make me do this. ❞ ❝ Unless you want a two-inch hole in your sternum, I’d put that gun down. ❞ ❝ This is gonna hurt. ❞ ❝ Man, shut the hell up. ❞ ❝ You know, there was a time I would’ve taken a bullet for you. ❞ ❝ You’re out of your depth, kid. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna fight you. ❞ ❝ You’re my friend. ❞ ❝ You’re not going to put me in a prison. ❞ ❝ You’ll know where to find me. ❞ ❝ I’m headed to Europe tonight, Wanted to ask if you’d come. ❞ ❝ You might not want to pull on that thread. ❞ ❝ This is the age of miracles. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. ❞

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Send me ❣ for my muse to react to yours pinning them against a wall and kissing them.

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New Research May Establish Australian Rock Art as the Oldest in the World

Australian Indigenous art is the longest unbroken tradition of art in the world. It is so old in fact, that examples have been found that depict long extinct megafauna. Now a push is underway to establish just how old it really is. It is expected that the research will reveal a date of at least 50,000 years, placing it among the oldest rock art in the world.

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       “Then what will you do when that baby comes? Are you going to continue to wander until your feet are sore that they blister up? Are you going to wander with a baby strapped to your chest?” Indiana may have been bombarding her with questions but it wasn’t without reason. He needed her to think, to reconsider. 

       He wasn’t good with children but he suspected that he could help in a pinch. It couldn’t be that much harder than teaching at the University. They were after all just as rowdy as children sometimes. She was another thing entirely. He wasn’t sure if he could keep her there.

       “I didn’t mean to insult you. I think that you’re better than what that life gives to you. I think that you could make something out of yourself. And the reason why they ain’t here and you are is because you had the gall to say yes.”

"Please go away, you can't see me like this." [beep boop i miss rping with u]

“If that’s what you want,” He said, turning away to leave the room. Even if he felt like he should stay- he’d leave if that’s what she wanted. Dr. Jones may be known the world over as a womanizing chauvinistic dude but deep down he still respected women and their wants. 

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ancientorigins:

Here we feature 10 top ancient places to visit. We have purposely chosen not to feature the most well-known ancient sites, such as the Great Pyramids of Egypt, Stonehenge, Machu Picchu and others, as we prefer to draw attention to some amazing places that receive comparatively little attention, but which are no less important.

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Ten must see ancient places

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archaeology:

The Biggest Disappearing Act in World War II History: When Antiquities “Vanished” from the National Archaeological Museum

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sallysparrowtimetravels:

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