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ineedadops · 10 years
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Fold my Bend
If my iPhone bends, does that make all my ads below the fold?
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ineedadops · 10 years
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Big Data versus Small Data
Big data:
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Small data:
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ineedadops · 10 years
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Another day in the life of an internet publisher
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ineedadops · 10 years
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I have no talented artist friends--all of my friends are soulless corporate whores. Don't tell me what to do!
REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!
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ineedadops · 10 years
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Can you see me now?
"i need adops because 'viewability' isnt a real word"
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ineedadops · 10 years
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Kool-Aid
I need adops because programmatic
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ineedadops · 10 years
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We in da club
"I need adops because nothing gets you laid faster than telling a hottie you can optimize ad placement for a thousand campaigns in real time."
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ineedadops · 10 years
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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
Getting bought out by Yahoo for over a billion dollars.
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ineedadops · 10 years
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Even with 25 years' experience
"I need adops because no one will pay me to watch anime and eat ramen."
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ineedadops · 10 years
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Rock Stars of the 21st Century
"i need adops because holy shit have you seen Biz Stone's girlfriend?"
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ineedadops · 10 years
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It ain't growing on trees
I need adops because money
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ineedadops · 10 years
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Lonely Friday Nights
"i need adops cuz hookers"
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ineedadops · 10 years
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Deficit Spending
"I need adops because it is the end of the quarter and I need to spend $50k"
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ineedadops · 10 years
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The Provider
 @MichaelFoster26 "I need adops because people keep skipping my pre-roll ads and I need to buy groceries for my daughter." 
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