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DRAKE AND MIRA. LITERALLY IT WAS RIGHT THERE.

Garrick and Imogen

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Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

*blows up Calldyr*

violet and aaric are navarre’s phineas and ferb. no i will not be elaborating.

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Dain’s Arc was like:

Fourth Wing: Fuck Dain.

Iron Flame: Fuck! Dain,

Onyx Storm: Fuck Dain

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Okay so I've heard people say that Take Me Back To Eden by Sleep Token is a Xaden Riorson™ song... and I'm like... do you, or do you not, think that it actually is Tairn speaking about Sgaeyl? Like come on how can someone look at the lyrics:

"My, my, those eyes like fire,

I'm a winged insect, you're a funeral pyre

Come now, bite through these wires,

I'm a waking hell, and the gods grow tired,

Reset my patient violence along both lines of a pathway higher,

Grow back your sharpest teeth, you know my desire"

and think that this is not Tairn??

And that is when I came to the conclusion that Sgaeyl bonded Xaden not only because of the second signet, but also because Xaden reminds her of Tairn...

cue the tears

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OHH MY GOD FINALLYYYYYYYY

I still don't know why riders don't use their signets on human levels—bear with me:

• Sawyer using his metallurgy to extract iron from someone's body and nailing him from inside.

• Ridoc did use his powers the best in Onyx Storm—freezing someone from inside out.

• Rhiannon could summon someone's heart right out, and if it works on magic, then she could be able to summon the darker margic out???? idk

• Violet using her lightning to actually just fucking make someone's nervous system and brain functions absolutely nuts, because what is brain but a meat with electricity?

• Cat using her ability to amplify emotions to use upon herself in therapy, and maybe the others as well, because let's be real, they all need it.

• Mira being able to actually form wards by herself, and then sheilding the body instead of a certain area?

• Brennan mending something wrong and killing the bitches, or mending something too well and killing the bitches.

• Garrick using the air weilding to knock someone's breath out, or stop someone from speaking by preventing the air flow into the larynx (it's far-fetched, I know, but a girl can dream shush)

• Violet using her dream-walking to read someone's subconscious???

These were just some of them, there could be more, right? (Rebecca please let them be badasses please)

What other things could Rhiannon do with her signet? Could she retrieve those rune thingies that wyvern have in them that gives them life? Or rip out their hearts? Because on the one hand, that would be extremely gory, but on the other hand, it would also be so INCREDIBLY BADASS!!! Lmao, imagine pissing her off and the next moment she's holding one of your kidneys in her hand. Honestly, that would be pretty funny. It wouldn't be in character for her (unless it's an enemy, maybe), but still.

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but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

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ineednewbitches (true?????)

replace one word of your url with bitch

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Bodhi Durran is the man emotional intelligence was invented for

Bodhi Durran is proof that you can be powerful, competent, emotionally available, and loyal without being toxic - the most ideal book boyfriend.

Like this man is the second in line to the Tyrrish throne. he could be strutting around like he owns the quadrant. Instead he’s protecting cadets, grieving his friends with tenderness, and leading with quiet strength - his embarrassment at his cadets when Brennan calls them the Iron Section!

He talks about his feelings without a single ounce of shame. He supports his friends and doesn’t try to control them. He follows orders but also thinks critically and makes hard choices.

And yet he barely gets any attention?? The fandom keeps acting like he’s just furniture with a sword??

Xaden is hot but Bodhi is straight up husband material!

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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So we all agree that if Violet had stayed with Halden while attending Basgiath, Ridoc TOTALLY would've called her "Lightning McQueen" after her signet manifested, right?

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Cat is cackling when the dumb blonde dies, Imogen is eating popcorn with a straight face, Liam jumps up on a jumpscare, Bodhi is confused as to why would the main lead would do stupid shit.

I have a bit of a prompt for everyone: how would all the Empyrean characters react to watching a horror movie? I know Xaden would just sit there with his arms crossed and a deadpan face, looking slightly bored, but what about the rest?

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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Imogen, probably:

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Sir, that’s my emotional support unrealistic romantic delusion

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well well well if it isn't the consequences of my actions, the prophecy fulfilled on its own

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

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Switching between these every day

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is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me