Jassie. Pronouns are whatever. Bisexual. Property of @Starlightbrethern. Fat and Old as Balls (didn't realize that wasn't obvious) I'm in a weird place right now. Also... always. Header by @HGStuff
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It's vitally important that you cultivate a group of people who will enable your filthiest thoughts, actually
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“The government is in disarray and completely dysfunctional and is going to shut down.” Yes, yes, it’s bad BUT we *are* watching Kevin McCarthy be humiliated. We have to take the good with the bad.
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Capitalism creates a boring dystopia. Not only do they own your labor value, they own your time. If you are efficient, you can't leave early. They own you until the day is done.
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sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013
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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room
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losing my mind what do you MEAN mr. brightside is 20 years old
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rb for more sample size ✌ and if you had one please tell me in the tags. I'm very curious
#i didnt believe in ghosts#but my gf did#then she spent the night at my grandma's with me#and I s2g my great grandmother came and scared the shit out of me#twas not my favorite time she slept over
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people are literally scared of the word bisexual couldn't be me i think it's the most beautiful word in the universe
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floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation
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You are amazing! Thanks so much!
Hey! I'm sorry to bother you - I love your Danny screen caps. I was wondering if you had any info about where these ones were from/a link to video (if possible.) I haven't had any luck being able to find the OG source so anything you could tell me would be amazing.
Thanks again for your awesome work!
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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.
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using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot
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I hate how everything's called devices and apps now. Those are frail words with no weight and show no respect like machine and program do.
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dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice
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"idc about surveillance, i've got nothing to hide." Okay well maybe you should then? Get some goddamn. flavor in your life already
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