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aziraphale asks crowley to pose as her husband! sorry but it's one of my fav tropes lol

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aziracrow at a nice dinner! crowley wears mourning clothes and fake cries so that she has an excuse to leave the table early to get drunk with aziraphale in another room

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ineffable wives at a party! aziraphale tells everyone her dance card is full so that she can spend the night talking to crowley

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1960’s AziCrow

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ineffable wives run into each other at a party! they pretend to be annoyed but they both know they're going to get drunk at the bookshop later

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aziracrow go to a party! one of the reasons they enjoy presenting as women together is that they can hold hands without anyone thinking much of it

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ineffable wives on a walk! they always walk arm-in-arm bc i say so

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ineffable hats! aziraphale's veil is apparently has many functions including "facilitating flirtatious glances," which is definitely what she uses it for!

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aziracrow on a night out! they get dinner and drinks, and then go for a night walk through the city

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ineffable wives go out for dinner! crowley wears velvet in the hopes that aziraphale will want to feel it... and she does :)

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a raising warlock au! crowley is still warlock's nanny, but aziraphale is the housekeeper rather than the gardener. they're basically married, and doing a terrible job of hiding it from the rest of the staff

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ineffable wives headdresses! they go to a ball and decide to be as extra as possible with their outfits

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crowley and aziraphale go to a fancy party! as crowley gets drunker it becomes increasingly harder for her to avoid staring at aziraphale's cleavage. she's very obvious, but aziraphale doesn't mind, because we may or may not have worn a low cut dress for that exact purpose

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ineffable wives get lunch at the ritz! they have one too many mimosas and end up gabbing together at the table nearly until dinner

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aziracrow go out to a party! crowley is wearing one of her riding habits and aziraphale chastises her for the social faux pas, but secretly she thinks crowley looks really hot

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when rivals embrace! i saw this and immediately thought of the ineffable wives. sometimes at parties they will pretend to be enemies to keep up appearances, but even strangers can see right through their act

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more gifts! crowley got these little angel buttons because they obviously reminded her of aziraphale, and aziraphale gave crowley this brooch, because she remembers how much crowley adored the stars when she was an angel :')