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#i can feel greg kissing alex on his neck and then blowing raspberries out of nowhere#just for the hell of it#because they're both silly boys#tm#tm uk#alex horne#greg davies#holy tits
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
#in my case it's also that i was conditioned to 90% dubbed content during childhood and teens#because germany dubs EVERYTHING#and those dubbed audios are usually way crisper and easier to understand than the original audio#so when i started watching things in their original language it was quite the change for me skgdjdfgdgf#misc
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Greg from that one episode of Buzzcocks because he lives in my head rent free
#MY NEW WALLPAPER!#i'm so serious it'll be hilarious once i use my laptop in public again#holy tits#literally so#greg davies
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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed
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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.
Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.
I feel like I’ll never catch up.
#wish i could be there as well but life is throwing wrenches in left and right#can't go back to school so i have to compromise in a way where i'm not sure if i'll be able to make it#because long-term goals can't really motivate me#but hey. i know it gets better. it's just hard :)#misc#tw suicide
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"Season two ruined OFMD"
Season two was beautiful with three of the most heart-wrenching episodes of television I've ever watched. If season one rewired my brain, season two rewired my entire body. Season two took both of my hands, looked into my eyes, and told me that it loved me.
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Aaaah! I commissioned the incredible @littledozerdraws to illustrate my Taskmaster fic, Paints Drunk!
Inspired by the s16 make a gift for Greg task, where Sue got Alex to pose as Botticelli's Venus, this AU has Greg UNWILLINGLY dragged to a wine paint-and-sip class with Roisin. Hi-jinks ensues.
Ugh. Dozer has absolutely knocked this out of the park. It's so good. The smudges. The blush. The great hands. The plethora of penises! Cannot thank them enough. <3
#using this art as a chew toy to de-stress (positively)#so much to look at hmHM#and the fic MH MH MH#tm#tm uk#holy tits
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How about we fly towards the source again?
Let's switch from cold to warm again
Inclination Compass (Tenderness) - Sampha
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please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
#i was on a writing hiatus for a couple years and am slowly getting back into it#and either i'm more self-aware or i've just forgotten everything xD#misc
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S17E05
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My Steve vs. Declan loaded moments collection: Part 1
#same man that sang “let's eat the children” to his wife mop while rhys was eating a sausage next to them btw#tbs wrecked
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like the way this shit makes me feel needs to be contained
#gosh i still remember that week like it was yesterday#DERANGED IS WHAT WE WERE#fed so well#greg davies#alex horne
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
#this series of poll was made for me#i ONLY WEAR GRAPHIC SOCKS! silly sock galore!!#and if they match in theme or colours i will wear then mismatched as well :)#also yes i have a couple of socks that greg and alex wore on the show bc they're GREAT#misc#poll
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic
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Not arguing with a man wearing a collar
Whatever you say sweetheart, do you want to be railed in your bed or mine?
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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU
#my first anime was probably fucking Heidi#YES FELLOW GERMANS THAT'S AN ANIME#but if we're thinking like... anime that you'd think is anime#probably crayon shin-chan#make of that what you will#misc#poll
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