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Anon me facts about me that you think are probably true

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Pester pester. How'd it feel to almost lose your head over a crêpe of all things?

Fairly ridiculous.

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@lateforarmageddon

the height of men’s fashion was whatever the hell was going on with pants and collared shirts in the 70s

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Pester My Muse About Their Past

Anon or not, bother my muse about their past. Bring up things they don’t like to remember. Make them miss someone. Remind them of stupid things they’ve done. Make them wish they could go back in time, or make them thankful that time in their life is over.

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just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

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I’ve heard! I’m very interested in seeing it, honestly!

Oh, truly? I try to keep it fairly maintained but I have a feeling if I were to get a visitor I’d need to clean somewhat. :-)

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Hello! I've heard you love books?

Oh! Hello ! I do love books, I own a bookshop in fact. Though it’s not so much a shop and more of a book keep.

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lateforarmageddon

i was going to say. i have the teeth. don’t have the whole… necessity to bleed people dry, though. which i count as a win, mostly? i dunno, i haven’t given it a lot of thought.

interesting, though! tell me about them. 8)

Yes yes, I know you have the teeth. I would consider that a ‘win’ on your part. It’d be rather gruesome if they were real but it doesn’t stop me from believing that they’re interesting.

Oh, dear, there’s so many different interpretations of vampires, how could I mention all of them? Dracula is obviously a classic example of course.. the most well known perhaps.

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lateforarmageddon

it’s the teeth, isn’t it. it’s always the teeth.

Well, maybe. I also just think the concept is quite cool on it’s own.

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Oh, all kinds. I just think they’re neat. :-)

Vampires are such an interesting concept!

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Vampires are such an interesting concept!

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Oooh! You've got a crush on someone!

You could put it that way, sure.

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no scrutiny. provided all prior conditions are met: familiarity, longevity, interest. do you accept the solicitations? your suitor is well-intended and promises a very good time.

Most likely I would accept, if it weren’t for the case that I already have my interests in someone. That meets all of those qualities of course, and yes I’d presume a good time would come from such a relationship- I have heard they are quite fun!

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say you did. know them. first and foremost. for a long, long time. i must confess... i wonder if they would ever get that chance. if they might deserve it. what would happen, should you allow it.

It depends on who it would be, to get that chance. Depends, on if they think they deserve it. I’m not sure what would happen but from a standpoint where I am no longer possibly going to be put under... scrutiny for my actions on Earth. I do wonder what it would be like to experience that sort of thing.

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surely there are other... supernatural beings that have ridiculously long lifespans. what then?

Hm. Good question. I have no clue honestly. It depends I suppose. I’d have to say that I’d have to know then first and foremost.