ineffable || /inˈefəb(ə)l/adjective too great or extreme to be expressed or described in words. Independent Crowley of Good Omens Please read 'History' & 'Catastrophes' first tempted by Nills
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nobody: h
me: crowley needed a his own main blog
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nobody: h
me: crowley needed a his own main blog
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nobody: h
me: crowley needed a his own main blog
#[[ heads up literally EVERYTHING is the same lmao ]]#[[ also i'll be!!! following from there!!!! so keep a lookout ]]#it's only me { ooc }
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cracks knuckles
it’s blog movin’ time
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i think i’m gonna do that when i get back home
……i should be getting ready to go out but instead i’m thinkin about giving crowley a main blog instead of leaving him with a sideblog
#[[ i'll search for and move my drafts don't worry ]]#[[ i'm not dropping any threads ]]#it's only me { ooc }
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......i should be getting ready to go out but instead i’m thinkin about giving crowley a main blog instead of leaving him with a sideblog
#it's only me { ooc }#[[ good lort send me energy to actually go socialize instead of crouchign over my computer ]]
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Area 51 Starters
For your meme needs. Feel free to change pronouns or wording to how you see fit.
“They can’t stop all of us.”
“If we Naruto run we can run faster than their bullets.”
“We gonna see dem aliens.”
“You, me, September 20. At Area 51.”
“Did you really just ask me out on a date to Area 51?”
“I want an alien friend, ya know?”
“You know this raid is a joke right?”
“Please don’t go they absolutely can stop you all.”
“No, we are not ordering tickets to Nevada so you can go to Area 51.”
“I hate to break it to you, but I doubt there will be any aliens.”
“We might find some cool alien gadgets or something!”
“Please don’t tell me you’re taking this seriously.”
“Honey, why is the FBI at our door?”
“They’re actually doing it.. they’re trying to get in.”
“Um my family is in there, we’re going visit!”
“Quit calling yourself an alien.”
“When I said you were out of this world I didn’t mean that I was calling you an alien.”
“Have fun dying.”
“Have fun getting shot, dumbasses.”
“You guys stop, someone isactually gonna do it.”
“Hey, what if we had our first kiss at Area 51- like one of those crazy battle scenes and there’s a kiss.”
“RELEASE THE KARENS!”
“Did Karen just ask one of the guards to speak to the manager?”
“I’m not dying over a meme.”
“You are so stupid sometimes, do you know that.”
“You act if raiding Area 51 is hard!”
“Raiding Area 51? Been there, done that.”
“Um, what the fuck.”
“How did you…”
“Dude! They moved all the aliens to Area 52 by now!”
“Did you actually manage to get an alien? And live? Where the hell have you been?”
“Just because a meme says you should do it, doesn’t mean you should.”
“Meet my new friend!”
“No of course I didn’t go to Area 51, I’m not stupid! The alien crashed their UFO in the backyard, see?”
“I know we suck, but please don’t destroy mankind.”
#[[ i wasnt gonna do it but then i Saw A Post and now im legally obligated to reblog this post to this blog ]]#let's kill tonight { wishlist }
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Meme idea: Crowleys snake form attacking the other snake in the mirror because only he can live with Aziraphale
it’s the best i got
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Kissed c:
21. Knuckles
Minding his own business in London, and suddenly this blonde shows up, takes his hand, and kisses his knuckles like she knows him.
Not exactly wanting to make a scene – they were in a public place, after all – Crowley just gently pulled his hand away, then leaned over to harshly whisper a question. “Am I supposed to know you from somewhere? Because I’m very sure I haven’t seen you before.”
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give me meme ideas, i wanna make shitty meme edits
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Send 'Kissed'
and I’ll generate a number from 1 to 45 to determine where your muse has kissed mine and how my muse reacts!
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#[[ crowley WILL be smooched and he WILL be flustered about it ]]#let's kill tonight { wishlist }#[[ i said fuck my rules lmao ]]
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what if..........i had a couple drinks and then tried writing miles
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idk roast crowley in real time
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i admit, it’s not my best edit ever. but i needed more aziraphale as miles content, so
#[[ me: ''i need to make icons for miles'' ]]#[[ also me: makes this edit instead of making miles icons ]]#it's only me { ooc }#[[ personals don.t int.er.act ]]
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SENTENCE STARTERS FROM RANDOM TIKTOKS ON MY FYP.
“he will tear your city down.” “i don’t ever wanna grow up.” “it’s called murder. and it’s legal.” “i don’t know your name.” “i had a stroke.” “you’re supposed to be dead!” “you are grounded.” “you see that guy over there? that’s your future spouse.” “woah, when’s the wedding?” “the word what does not rhyme with the word orange!” “let’s take one bad thing about one man and apply it to all of them!” “i’m not where i’m supposed to be.” “pretty chill situation, right? WRONG.” “but then i did a little thinkin’ in the ol’ noggerooni, and i’m like, OH YEAH!” “you make me un poco loco DESPACITO!” “you know what? it’s okay. i do that too.” “streaks. don’t hit me up. only real ones know.” “the storm last night blew 25% of my roof away.” “i think babies should die. i love gay people. i am gay, actually.” “hey! WHAT?” “i’ve gotta wash off the water!!!” “is this a bag of shredded cheese?” “you put the can of baked beans in the microwave way too long and i’m FUCKING SICK OF IT!” “DISCORD!” “just got done talking to the nigerian prince of yahoo.com!” “one direction always told me that what makes me beautiful is that i don’t know it!” “oreo spelt backwards is oreo.” “scissors, paper, what now?” “is this your elbow?” “did you kill everyone in that house?” “quit eating my fucking livestock!” “the birds work for the bourgeoisie.”
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The Devil’s Carnival Starters
“I was watching the movie and got inspired to make some sentence starters. Feel free to use or ignore.
“If you like those, you’ll love this.”
“There are rules. Rules of nature, rules of man.”
“C’mon, I’m not gonna bite.”
“Did you like that?”
“Cover my eyes.”
“Trust me.”
“Sire, the guests have arrived.”
“Tell me how to get outta here!”
“I’m tryin’ to find this diamond– this map is completely confusing.”
“Fetch me a supervisor at once.”
“Hello, hello, hello, beautiful stranger.”
“How familiar the danger..”
“Shadow takes all, my pet.”
“The knife in my back– it reminds me of you.”
“Let me tell you a tale for a penny.”
“That greed, it’ll kill ya.”
“Bleed for a sinner.”
“Come on, you’re starting to scare me.”
“Never tasted as sweet a poison as you have.”
“You’re a bad little love and you’re mine.”
“How many kisses do you need?”
“What a pretty and dangerous line, my love.”
“Stay the hell away from me!”
“And where will your little son sleep?”
“Drown in your beautiful grief.”
“Don’t you ever run away from me again.”
“The boy died a clean death.”
“So help me god, I will kill you.”
“I’m not in the business of murdering innocent children.”
“I was so looking forward to having you as a guest in my carnival; over and over again.”
“You… let one of them go, sire?”
“My friend, the rules are changing.”
“We’re putting heaven out of business.”
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“don’t do that. don’t shut me out.” - Azi
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�� “I.. I don’t have much of a choice, Aziraphale.” Zadkiel couldn’t bring himself to look the other in the eyes. The look on Aziraphale’s face hurt. And the way he sounded when he asked him not to go… it felt like he was going to burn up right where he stood. “If I don’t do this, they’re going to get suspicious of you, too. I can’t do that to you.”
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