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Nothing quite like getting to watch my cartoon shows with my kids while working on my knitting projects 🥰

Being a mom is so great

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wait! before you go, let me give you the Cowboy's Goodbye *kisses you passionately. with tongue.*

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Mason has discovered that when you put crackers in soup they get soggy and is now blaming me for this

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Babe I can guarantee you that my parents didn’t even know you existed

“It’s so annoying when a character was made in a lab specifically to appeal to me” speak for yourself, my girlfriend was made in a lab to specifically appeal to me and I love her

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I’m now getting Britney Spears remixes…….. I should call his therapist

Wynd has sent me like….. 10 Adam Lambert songs in a row and 3 of them have been from Glee…… I should probably check on him

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Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:

It's not recommended to offer to kill someone's dad, especially if you're talking to a stranger

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Intern, on the phone as I walk past: no…. No I don’t think it’s a good idea to let Maebh run the TikTok for a day… yes I understand she’s my supervisor but she’d use the “the government wouldn’t do that” audio to post about inertia being on display……..

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Roy casually texting the group chat: hey Dad’s house blew up again, can Emi and Mia stay with us for a bit?

Jason: why do you say this like you’re telling us it’s raining

Roy: this happens like at least once every two years - Mia was in four explosions within a year once

Roy: it is what it is

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Me: maybe I wasn’t depressed as a kid, maybe I just wasn’t eating enough fresh fruit and vegetables

Roy: baby……. Babe…… you’re still depressed…you know that right?

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Causing problems at my government run workplace by answering “what’s there to celebrate?” when asked about my holiday plans

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Last month Starry and I got spoiled, and now it’s time to spoil the guys 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

We’re visiting Roy’s dad next weekend bc it’s Star City Pride and also for a belated Father’s Day with him

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Mason: no fair why does Lian get to friends over for a sleepover and I don’t?

Roy: Jai and Irey and staying with us because their mom is having a baby

Lian: also you’d need to have friends first, Tyler and Logan don’t count they live here

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I’m never knitting anything for Jason ever again

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Every so often Starry forgets Wynd’s dietary habits and ends up stealing some of his snacks

She consistently regrets this

Today has been no different