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immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues

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My bad 😅

Jason: *grumbling to himself about something*

Alex: 😰 is he mad? Did I do something?

Logan: no. Papa’s just grumpy sometimes.

Mason, nodding safely: like Oscar

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You did this to me BEFORE we got back together!

"Hey, I need your help with this project," Vee says. And what do I say? "Yes, sure, whatever you need." Like an idiot.

Turns out I'm not the only one helping with this project. Some warning that That Asshat was also involved would have been nice. >:(

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Tolerating him in your space and being an adult about it. That opens the door to them trying to push further interaction

"Hey, I need your help with this project," Vee says. And what do I say? "Yes, sure, whatever you need." Like an idiot.

Turns out I'm not the only one helping with this project. Some warning that That Asshat was also involved would have been nice. >:(

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Be careful Bailey

Starry did this to me and then I also started dating Jason

"Hey, I need your help with this project," Vee says. And what do I say? "Yes, sure, whatever you need." Like an idiot.

Turns out I'm not the only one helping with this project. Some warning that That Asshat was also involved would have been nice. >:(

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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Roy: so let me get this straight- the Persuasion movie-

Me: so bad it pissed me off to the point my water broke

Roy: but Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Me: also bad, too much wildly unnecessary orientalism, even for Regency England

Roy: right……

Me: Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters is a masterpiece though

Roy: uh huh

Me: and I’m looking forward to Little Women and Werewolves

Roy: that’s a book for sure

Me: it’s got to be better than Henry VIII: Wolfman

Roy: exactly how many of these are there?

Jason: too many, go to sleep

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i couldn't have a guardian angel because i'd be too tempted to corrupt it at the ultimate cost to us both

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He also called our cat “Daddy” the other day- we don’t base things on what the baby says

Even Mason is starting to make fun of my cabbage consumption

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Even Mason is starting to make fun of my cabbage consumption

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Mom said it’s my turn to have a T’hy’la

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no when i say intimacy i mean one of us is bleeding out and the other is putting their entire body weight behind their hands to stop it

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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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you can love someone and still murder them in cold blood without remorse btw!!! the two are not mutually exclusive and to suggest otherwise is a very heteronormative point of view!!!!

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Pick about different things

“Need to get this for Mason”

Need to get this for MAEBH your adult parter who won’t eat Italian food bc they’re bad at pasta, the thing they invented

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“Need to get this for Mason”

Need to get this for MAEBH your adult parter who won’t eat Italian food bc they’re bad at pasta, the thing they invented