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cuterthanmurdock:
Spiderman was outside their window. Fucking
Spiderman.
“Excuse me? I think you have the wrong building. This is Nelson and Murdock, not Daredevil’s office.”
❝ Ya sure? You didn’t happen to remember dressing up in red tights and jumping off the side of the Empire with moi last night, do you? Here. ❞
{ The Webhead climbed in through the window and situated himself in one of the further corners of the small office. Lawyers. Not exactly Peter’s favorite kinda people. Least they weren’t police officers. Spider -Man flicked the card at the blonde. }
#cuterthanmurdock#{ icon. }#{ para. }#{ v; roosevelt }#{ era; undetermined }#{ just pretend that icon doesn't have those little vials okay#peter's just chillin in the corner#at least he's got enough sense not to linger in the window#maybe nelson and murdock are just like#providing legal support#for the wanted spider vigilante }
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veuvenoiire:
RP sentence starters based on actual things my friend said while playing Dead Space last night:
“There are dead things in the walls!”
“Stop humping me, asshole!”
“Guys, the walls are talking.”
“Get off my ass! GET OFF MY ASS!”
“There should be a sub-tally of how many times my death has to do with the little diddly bastards.”
“STOP SPITTING UP CHILDREN AND DIE.”
“Please stop moving so I can focus on your children.”
“Dead body parts everywhere. Lovely.”
“Fuck you and the spindly-ass legs you rode in on.”
“Oh balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. We’re so boned.”
“Oh wait… ah! ah! Wahoo!”
“Alright, so I’m going to press this button and get eaten. That’s the plan.
”I’m only slightly less dead than I was before.”
“Why are we naming the plasma cutter?”
“Heh, planet crack.”
“Okay, let’s go see if we can find you a health pack… or seven.”
“SLIGHTLY LESS DEAD WOO!”
“Sit down and shut up. Thank you!”
“I feel so much better now that I am full of drugs!”
“So there’s an enormous fucking dude here and I am not happy about it.”
“Thank you for stating the bleeding obvious!”
“If anyone is waiting to jump on me here I will fuck them up.”
“IT TRIED TO EAT MY FACE.”
“My face is pretty delicious, I admit, but that’s not the point.”
“Just lots of dead people.”
“This save system is needlessly fucking complicated.”
“Shoot the LIMBS!”
“They’re probably all nerds who have been playing video games and aim for the head.”
“Oh god, I cannot aim that fast.”
“Somebody fucking kill me… actually, don’t listen to me.”
“I have a strategy… I’m just not executing it very well.”
“Ah! Fuckery!”
“Aim– FUCK.”
“Holy balls.”
“Yay bacon!”
“Oh, it’s gonna be a long night.”
“Okay, good lad, turtle up.”
“Alright, turtle up, turtle up, turtle up!”
“THIS GUN HAS A FUCKING LAG.”
“I wanna know what was up with the demon baby too.”
“Spin. Aim. Shoot. Fuck! Balls!”
“You’re a small, foolish child and I hate you.”
“This is bullshit. He’s like puking shit on me.”
“Is she quoting me?”
“I never ever ever have to do that ever again.”
“Okay, so we survived that and it sucked.”
“They were useful against the little fiddly bastards.”
“He’s noisy and gets into things.”
“I’m leaning towards the speed… thing.”
“Oh, now we go into the elevator. Makes sense.”
“Every time I’m just like [incoherent shuddering noises that sound vaguely terrifying].”
“Ooh, contact beam. Don’t know what that’s about but it sounds cool.”
“Ahhh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHHH!”
“Please continue to be dead.”
“Come and get me, asshole, I have an impregnable gravity field.”
“[zombie noises that have nothing to do with anything]”
“Ah, I thought you were dead, uh, sorry!”
“Hey! TENTACLE SOCCER!”
“Ha! Ha haaaaa! Haaaaaa?”
“Oh, this was a poor choice, a very poor choice. RUN.”
( quotes were provided by the lovely blackjackkent )
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impulsivelybartallen liked for a thing
❝ You know, we’ve already got a speedster in town, I’m pretty sure our quota for the month is full. ❞
#impulsivelybartallen#{ icon. }#{ chat. }#{ v; roosevelt }#{ era; undetermined }#{ quicksilver is enOUGH TO DEAL WITH BART#ONE QUIPPING SPEEDY IS ENOUGH#BART I'M HAVING TO SLINGSHOT ME ACROSS TOWN TO KEEP UP#STOP THIS }
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❝ ‘Scue me! Coming through! 150lbs of pure spider-muscle coming through! ❞
#libertxd#{ icon. }#{ chat. }#{ v; roosevelt }#{ era; undetermined }#{ *drags hands down face* }#{ i'm embarrassed for him like omfg }
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❝ So if I throw you... will you like actually come back to me, or does that only work for Cap? ❞
#purevibranium#{ icon. }#{ chat. }#{ v; roosevelt }#{ era; undetermined }#{ this is late#you waited this long to have peter be an absolute ass#i'm sorry }
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❝ Hands currently full with the mutate concoction of doom. If you would kindly kick that dickhole’s ass and run him off to super-jail. ❞
#walkingitcff#{ icon. }#{ chat. }#{ v; roosevelt }#{ era; undetermined }#{ idk he's just like... hanging there trying not to drop shit idk }
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❝ I know you wanna help, but if you could stay away from the terrifying citizen shield wielding super-villains, that’d make my life, like, hella easier, thank you. ❞
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❝ You know, when the other red pj toting vigilante popped me his business card, I imagined something of a Devil- Cave or something. ❞
#cuterthanmurdock#{ icon. }#{ chat. }#{ v; roosevelt }#{ era; undetermined }#{ u guys liked for these like years ago but whatever bruh }#{ peter's pretty sure he's got the wrong address like whoops he's just like appears in the office window and starts being a snippy asshole.
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Send 📱 To Find Out About My Muse's Phone
What ringtone my muse has set for yours:
What contact photo my muse has set for yours:
What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:
How quickly my muse responds to your texts:
How often our muses text:
How often our muses call:
Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:
Last text sent from my muse to yours:
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{ outofwebs } gonna sit my ass down to sleep and try not to cry about peter/gwen okay? okay.
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OTP: how do you want them feels?
Me: just fuck me up
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And I would do it for you, for you. Baby, I’m not moving on I love you long after you’re gone. For you, for you.You will never sleep alone. I love you long after you’re gone And long after you’re gone, gone, gone.
So much feels when Peter Parker listened to this song. :(
#{ ipod. }#{ HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA }#{ THE SADDEST WHITEST SONG }
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have YOU ever wanted to bitch someone out but do it with cats and flowers? Well have I got the sticker set for you!
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that’s cause your beautiful face is so ugly
it’s not my fault that your spider web is weak & limp!
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“ not my fault you couldn’t get anything started ”
u weren’t that good anyway
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