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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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Cool new desktop page for easier readability !

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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

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she's MIDDLE AGED she's DIVORCED she hits people with GIANT HAMMERS she has a WEIRD RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD she HAS A SQUAD OF SILLY GUYS she's tormented by HORRORS BEYOND HER UNDERSTANDING and most importantly shes BUTCH. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she

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ATTENTION there are hummingbird species called pufflegs and they are all wearing very silly pants and that’s their defining trait

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Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

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Reblog + put in the tags where you're from I'm curious

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Hello people who follow me and random people who might see this!

I need some help with writing stuff right now, so I have this character who represents death as a general concept. I want them to constantly have the number 13 to be a huge part of their character, that’s why I’m trying to make them have 13 types of deaths. As of right now I have:

Death of Mortals (humans)

Death of Beasts (monsters/animals)

Death of Nature (vegetation/biomes)

Death of Concepts (ideas/ideologies/memories)

Death of Spirits (soul/undead)

Death of Society (civilizations/societies)

Death of Technology (broken/powerless)

Death of Universes (planets/galaxies)

Death of Gods (gods/titans)

Death of Oblivion (true death/total erasure)

Anyone got any ideas for other forms of death?

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VERSION 3.0 OF THE ENGLISH OFF TRANSLATION IS NOW LIVE

This is the release of the third and hopefully final version of the English OFF translation.

I hope you will all enjoy this nice game for cute children!

Ah, ah…

DOWNLOAD: https://www.dropbox.com/s/2absao3yckrpbav/OFF%20English%203.0.zip?dl=0

DOWNLOAD MIRROR:

http://www.mediafire.com/file/sx1kyo89yu0dko1/OFF+English+3.0.zip

MAC OS VERSION (courtesy of @zchr):

https://zchr.org/off.html

INSTRUCTIONS:

Unzip the folder “OFF English 3.0″ either with Windows’ built-in unzipping function of with 7zip

Double-click the application “RPG_RT.exe” inside the unzipped folder to start the game

Press F5 to change the screen size

Instructions for the Mac build can be found on the zchr’s website above.

FEATURES:

A complete overhaul, fixing all major mistranslations and inconscistencies

Bugfixes for bugs that were present in both the old translation and the original OFF

Retranslated and revamped image files

A third pronoun option for non-binary players and groups

An improved sound atmosphere (proper looping was, unfortunately, unachievable)

CURRENT TRANSLATION TEAM (Please support the hard-working team by buying us a coffee; click our names to see our ko-fi pages!):

RecDra: Main translator, project lead

DismalUprising: Main scripting, image file localisation

3upmoon: Main artist, image file localisation

BUG/TYPO REPORTS TO:

My ask box, or Dismal’s ask box!

I hope you all enjoy!

-Rec

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the duality of man

credit to @isaac--r

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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Things about boobs that everyone should know

Because I just keep finding out people don't know these things!

Most boobs "sag."

Actually, on that note: very very few people have the stereotypically perfect breasts that are round and perky and don't touch your ribcage/belly. Here is an entire gallery of non-sexualized, perfectly normal breasts. Here is another one, but in one image. There's an incredible range of size and shape!

Also related: very few people fit those molded foam-cup bras. Because very few people have a boob that shape. "Then why are those kinds of bras everywhere??" Because they're cheap to make and they hide your nipples.

Your "armpit fat" is probably not armpit fat. It is probably your tail of spence, and you have lymph nodes there. Some people have a bigger or smaller tail of spence, and it has very little to do with how fat you are or how big your boobs are. (Some bras can press on it or pinch it uncomfortably, like balconettes.)

When you lie on your back, your boobs will go into your armpits. That is true of EVERYONE WITH BOOBS, with the exception of some implants. Boobs are squishy! This also means that like, lying on your side will cause them to flop over. If that's uncomfortable when you're trying to sleep, there is such a thing as "sleep bras."

Lots of people's boobs get bigger and/or painful before their period starts. Some people gain an entire cup size every month.

Whether or not you wear bras has no effect on "sagging." The one "study" on this that was written about everywhere extremely badly done. The one exception: If you do the kind of exercise that has you jumping around/jogging a lot, and you don't wear a supportive-enough bra, it's possible you can injure the cooper's ligaments. But also: that would hurt, a lot.

Bras also have no effect on whether you get breast cancer.

Everyone has one boob that's bigger than the other. It's just a matter of degree.

The size of your boobs has nothing to do with whether or not you've had sex???? I'm stunned that there are people that believe this, but I've heard multiple people say they had relatives who absolutely believed this--refused to buy teenagers the correct size bra because "only sluts wear D-cups," or insisted a thirteen-year-old was "fast" because of breast growth during puberty...good lord.

It's possible for AMAB people to breast-feed--they have the same mammary glands AFAB people do! Some hormonal issues can cause people (both AFAB and AMAB) who haven't given birth to lactate, but also there's a few cases where transgender women have been given the same hormones that AFAB people's bodies make during pregnancy/lactation, and voila! Breast milk!

(I very intentionally didn't go into bra sizing with this post, but yes, if you hate your bras, you are probably wearing the wrong size and/or style for you. That's a much more finicky topic though, so I'm just going to point out that the letter doesn't mean anything about boob size by itself, D isn't big, and Victoria's Secret's "fittings" are garbage. For more info, go to the subreddit for r/abrathatfits, or try their size calculator.)

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something has gone deeply wrong when "focusing pragmatically on issues you can influence and working to make life better for yourself and your community" is considered an unserious distraction while "endlessly exposing yourself to media about distressing situations you can't control" is considered political engagement

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being on the aro spectrum would be a lot easier if being single wasn't made to feel like a literal death sentence

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rb to tug prevs' collar

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