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it’s actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don’t give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it’s just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word “cock” and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there’s nothing much you can do about it

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thinkign about characters i like being sweet and tender with each other

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"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

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Remus 'fuck the rich' Lupin and Sirius 'yes please' Black

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left - may 8 - black brothers - background jegulus - slightly nsfw? - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 243

“What. The. Fuck. Did you do?” Regulus demanded furiously, storming into Sirius’s room.

Looking up innocently, Sirius smiled. “Whatever do you mean?”

“I mean, why’ve you left a whole box of condoms all over my bed?” Regulus hissed, throwing a handful of them at his brother and feeling only a little satisfied as Sirius squeaked, swatting them out of the way.

“I was just making sure you’re being safe! You’re my baby brother, you went on a date–” Sirius began, but Regulus cut him off.

“I’m twenty-one!” he growled. “I’m not a baby!”

“As long as you’re not having babies, Reggie, dear!” Sirius sing-songed, grinning at Regulus’s enraged expression.

But after a moment of silent anger, Regulus took a calming breath and gave his brother a sickly-sweet smile. “Thank you, Sirius. I know you obviously only did that to look out for me, and not at all to embarrass me. But I assure you, you needn’t be worried. Potter always brings his own condoms, so it’s really not necessary.”

In an instant, Sirius was on his feet. “What the fuck do you mean, Potter?” He snarled, eyes wide and face red.

Seeing he’d hit a nerve, Regulus quickly turned and exited the room, grinning triumphantly. “Have a good night, brother! We’ll try not to be too loud!”

As he returned to his room where James was waiting, he couldn’t help but smirk when Sirius began to scream and bang on the closed door.

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Super great to have a literal doctor treat you like a crazy idiot just because of your mental health diagnosis…the bias was oozing off of her so bad and she even called it multiple personality disorder when my chart was right in front of her clearly stating borderline personality disorder. She talked down to me the whole time and now I’m not going to get the job I was doing the physical for because of her

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count - @into-the-jeggyverse - wc: 335

James swayed in the middle of their shared flat’s tiny living room, a half-empty bottle of Firewhisky dangling from his fingertips. His glasses sat crooked on his nose, one lens smudged with fingerprints, and his hair—always messy—was somehow defying new laws of physics tonight.

“Count. Your. Days.” he repeated, slurring dramatically, as he pointed a finger like a wand at the windowsill.

Perched innocently in the corner, a small, plastic fern sat in a white ceramic pot. It gleamed softly under the streetlight filtering through the curtains. Unmoving. Silent. Judging.

James took a wobbly step forward. “You think you’re so clever, don’t you? So leafy. So smug.” He narrowed his eyes, nodding as if Fern had responded. “But I know your game.”

Behind him, Regulus appeared in the doorway, barefoot and dressed in an oversized t-shirt that might’ve been James’s at some point, sleeves hanging past his elbows. He rubbed his face tiredly. “James,” he sighed, “are you… fighting the plant again?”

James turned, wild-eyed. “It’s personal now, Reg.” He waved the bottle as though explaining the gravest of matters. “It’s mocking me. Every day. Photosynthesizing.” He squinted at Fern. “Pretentious little bastard.”

Regulus raised an eyebrow, padding closer. “James.” He reached out and gently plucked the plant from the windowsill, holding it up by the pot. “It’s fake.”

James blinked at it. Then at Regulus. Then back at Fern.

A beat of silence.

“Oh.” James frowned. “Well. Still. Doesn’t mean it’s innocent.” He jabbed a finger in Fern’s direction. “I’m watching you.”

Regulus snorted, setting the plant back down before wrapping an arm around James’s waist, steadying him. “Come on, you idiot,” he murmured fondly, pressing a kiss to James’s temple. “Time for bed.”

James leaned into him, already half-asleep, mumbling, “Don’t… trust it, Reg… plastic or not… it’s planning something…”

Regulus chuckled under his breath, steering James toward their room. “Right. I’ll keep an eye on it. Go to sleep, love.”

Behind them, Fern gleamed innocently in the moonlight.

Plotting. Probably.

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if u think that ted tonks was anything but down BAD for andromeda black then that’s your (very wrong) opinion

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If this isn’t Jegulus then I don’t know what is.

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Regulus: *wearing one of Sirius' old band tees*

Sirius: name 5 of their songs

Regulus:

Regulus: kill yourself

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Kidnapper: We have your kid.

Effie Potter, adoptive mother of more than she can bother counting : Which one?

Kidnapper: Which...? Um...dark hair, light eyes-

Effie: *tired sigh* You're going to have to be more specific.

Kidnapper: P-pissed off, super snarky-

Effie: More

Kidnapper: M-more?

Effie: More specific than that.

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Jk Rowling will die in my lifetime and that’s so beautiful to think about

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Sirius stepped into the hallway in a pleated skirt, boots laced to their knees, and glitter dusted across their cheeks like war paint. Regulus emerged at the same time, hair freshly hacked short, wearing slacks, suspenders, and an expression that dared anyone to say something.

They both froze.

Sirius raised an eyebrow. “You a boy now?”

Regulus crossed his arms. “Yeah. You a girl now?”

Sirius shrugged, adjusting their skirt. “Today.”

There was a long pause.

Sirius held out their arm like a gentleman. “Shall we go ruin breakfast?”

Regulus took it. “Let’s make the toast queer.”

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just occurred to me that sirius black was an eldest child in a friend group of ONLY CHILDREN?? what a poor poor soul

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peter: why are sirius and james sitting with their backs to each other?

remus: they had a fight.

peter: then why are they holding hands?

remus: they get sad when they fight.

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right