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Why is no one talking about how Angel dust went from destroying the egg bois in the pilot to protecting them in the season 1 finale. I love his character development so much.


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Is it just me or do the mouths on the exorcist masks look kinda...

....sewn shut??

I wonder what that's about
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What if we fixed up a bar sign... and we held hands in the process... and we were both men...
ahah just kidding! .... unless

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fellas you ever shake your flat ass on the battlefield for ur man? true love
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HAZBIN HOTEL SPOILER
Husk there be like:
DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKIN DARE TO TOUCH ME, MY HUSBAND, OR MY DAUGHTER

(I'm not sorry)
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Ooh I get why the ep is called two dads..
Lucifer and Alastor with their daughter Charlie


Husk and Angel with their daughter Niffty


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The entire Hazbin gang, walking down the street:
Random person to Angel: Nice top!
Angel: Thanks babe! His name is Husk!
Everyone else: *choking on their drinks*
Niffty, muttering under her breath: I fucking knew it.
Sir Pentious: Why did Angel name his clothing after our bartender?
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Lucifer said ladies first
Lucifer said I eat pussy better than you can

Lucifer said you can't beat me in the streets or in the sheets
Lucifer said if I had a nickel for everytime I cucked the first man on earth I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but isn't it weird it happened twice
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Lucifer said ladies first
Lucifer said I eat pussy better than you can

Lucifer said you can't beat me in the streets or in the sheets
Lucifer said if I had a nickel for everytime I cucked the first man on earth I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but isn't it weird it happened twice
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Rosie is Charlie's real mom, no one is going to change my mind❤️✨️
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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.
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