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killedbyvoldemort said: YOU FIXED IT, my hero.
i’ll take a kiss for my victory pls
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“that’s fine by me - i’m not the one who wanted to go get drinks anyways.” -- fuckin’ dorkass
“fine, we’ll stay right here.”
#killedbyvoldemort#{v;hogwarts}#{they had every intention to leave earlier#and then it got late#and they don't say anything but they both decide#that they just don't want to do it anymore#jfc}
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“ astonishing, lily, i don’t think i deserved that. ”

” you can find a fuck if you look it up your arse. “
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‘ and if you keep teasing me, we’re never going to get any- where. ’
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*leans in**whispers to ear* wanna rub oil on slughorn's back
hnnnnNNNNGur making me so hot thinking about it

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ur ugly as shit bc you wouldn't help me hide the body
i think i’m p damn attractive tbh
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sirius do you love me more than slughorn
no
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jk i know i am pretty lmao

not as pretty as me tbh
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and help me get her another cat
i s2g
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help me hide the body
this is not my problem. ur on ur own
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i let lily's cat eat your weed and now he's dead i think
gdi james, u were supposed to keep her damn cat safe
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‘sup chumps
#{out of tails}#{i'm almost done with the school year#which means i'm going to have a lot of free time#and time for this blog yooo}
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i actually have no idea how you guys show up all the time
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